Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Tox, quit with your obscure messages. What's say we just drink non-alcoholic beverages and critique David Bowie albums?"

 

[Saltarius]

"BOY THAT FULL-LIFE CONSEQUENCES SURE IS SHITE."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't give a shit, my best friend position has recently been emptied and requires filling, what's it gonna take for you to be my friend?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Shouting borderline nonsense isn't really selling me on Dr Seuss."

 

[Saltarius]

"Glad to hear it! So, bowling next Tuesday, pal?"

 

[Saltarius]

"tox i thought we fren"

 

[Saltarius]

"I need a new best friend because Waffles is a ****. And some shit about a really lame animated movie."

 

[Saltarius]

"At this point he does not speak for the trees. He is one with them. The ichor that once flowed through his orange body has become filled with their holy sap. His body is rooted in the ground and yearns for the light of stars to power himself. He has reached the fourth stage of existence. He merely is now, Tox."

 

[Saltarius]

"Flame does not pierce his bark-like flesh. Only the flames of the Tyrant Sun that birthed the Lorax may kill him now. And even then the Sun's location is a mystery."

 

[Saltarius]

"Mount Doom is not the Tyrant Sun."

 

[Saltarius]

"It is not the Tyrant Sun."

 

[Saltarius]

"I know the political states of my celestial bodies Tox."

 

[Saltarius]

"We must remain neutral to nature if we are to remain outside of the Lorax's wrath. We cannot hope to find the Sun within the next few decades at our rate of pace."

 

[Knife-28]

"The Tyrant Son? Huh, sounds like some bloke I used to know." Knife says.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Welp."
I exit the Mall and find Tox and Salt.
"Hey guys, guess what."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Huh?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Sun. With a 'u', you tosser."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You tell me."

 

[Saltarius]

"Tox, if we're really best friends, why don't you ask me about my sex life?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Progressing."