Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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ShindoL Shill

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I call Clade.
"Hey, where are you? Did you spawn back in the Mall or up a tree or something?"
 

Clade-170

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"I dont have a fucking clue, I just...respawned somewhere on the planet" I look around. Im standing on a vast plain, in the distance I can see the faint outline of mountains.
 

ShindoL Shill

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Jul 11, 2011
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"Well fuck. Just kill yourself, I guess. If you spawn in the same place, just wait there."
I take out a rebar and pick up a decent-sized rock, then make a lever and fulcrum to flip the MallMobile off its back.
 

Clade-170

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I look at my gun...then pointed it at my head...BANG!!!. this time I respawn in a forest, "DAMMIT..." I yell in outrage. Then somewhere in the forest I hear...http://youtu.be/oBD63LTJDOA

"Damn...something tells me im about to have company" I cock my gun.
 

ShindoL Shill

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With a fair amount of effort, mostly due to the power of robotics, I manage to get the MallMobile onto its side, which is a significant improvement. I use the rebar and some rocks to keep the MallMobile steady, then begin fixing some of the damage done by the Lorax.
 

Clade-170

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I proceed cautiously through the forest, I get out my cellphone and quietly say "Hey...Trilby...I tried killing myself but appearently it didnt work, now Im just in some forest and I think there might be something in it".
 

Clade-170

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"Roger that" and i put the cell back in my pocket. Walking further into the woods I come upon somewhat of a clearing, and in the center was a huge Dragon looking creature feeding on perhaps its killed prey which looked like a giant bear. I quickly crouch behind a rotted log, the creature stopped and sniffed the air as if it new something was nearby. I ready my gun in the event I may need to defend myself.
 

Clade-170

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As I hid a brilliant Idea hatched in my mind, and since I couldnt really die I thought why not. While the dragon was distracted, I quickly spring from my hiding spot and leap onto its back. The beast exploded in rage as I desperately held on for dear life. "I am your master now!!!" but it still did not obey. Eventually it finally managed to thrust me off its back and against a tree. Then it looked to me, I thought for sure it was going to finish me off, but instead the most shocking thing happened. "Never in my life have I witnessed such a brash, stupid, yet bold action" said the dragon to me. I blink, "You...y-you can talk?" "well of course I can, why wouldnt I?". I shake my head, " I dunno". Their was a awekword silence, " so look..." I finaly say "Im in a bit of a jam right now, and I need your help to get back to my friends, can you help?". The dragon sighed, "I dont know why...but I like you, sure I can help you out". I blink again, "Are you serious?...wow, wait till the guys see this lol".
 

Saltarius

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"I'm about to draw up...a...your...Fuck you and your backwards-ass goddamn island country full of poisonous animals and heat."