Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

The door melts and covers are feet in molten metal.
"Nice."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I use my wrist-computer to find a map of the Mall, and use it to guide the tulpa to the security room.

 

[Paddy the Second]

The tulpa flails at the controls with its swords.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I point to the melting door.
"Trilby. The password worked."

 

[Wackymon]

I respawn, looking at the remains of the speakers.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY MOZART!"
I begin to punch the wall, before falling through the door.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh. Great!"
I wait for the door to finish melting.

 

[Wackymon]

I melt along with the door, respawning where the door was.
"Blarg..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I go through the doorway.
"Okay, let's go find a brothel."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, realtalk. What if we were centaurs?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"That would be terrible, and I would personally shove a spear through each of your ear canals before dousing my mythological form with motor oil and leaping into the nearest fire."

I say to everyone, out loud.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What? Just... what?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Anyway... I'm gonna go before someone continues that train of thought."
I walk off.

 

[Saltarius]

"HORSECOCKS TRILBY! HORSECOCKS!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I have little interest in human cocks, Salt. Horsecocks, even less so."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I vomit up five thousand horsecock dildos and die

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I climb out of the pile of dildos, and begin pelting Salt with them.
"I blame you for this."

 

[RaNDM G]

Among the pile of phalluses, I quietly retrieve a bottle of Castrol.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw a dildo at RaN's face.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Tulpas stand atop the dildo pile, proclaiming their glory.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stop throwing dildos.
"Weren't we going to go get that dragon soul back?"