Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, they pull shit towards me. Stick around and you'll probably get a legendary weapon of your own. Or you could make one. And if you want to bash things, we can get you a baseball bat or something."
I pull up next to the ship.
"Once we find a way to get inside, that is."

 

[Saltarius]

"You're an absurdism, you dickbag."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I get out of the MallMobile and start looking around for somewhere to put in the password, just in case Zombie wrote it on a post-it note and left in next to the console.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn halfway inside the door and die in horrible agony.
Next time, I respawn behind Wackymon.
"Oh hello"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"God it's too hot here. I'm sweating like a Nan on- Aw shit."
I look at the faded letters on my palm.
"That's where I wrote it..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk back over to the MallMobile.
"Zombie, quick question; why didn't you write it on your METAL hand? The one that doesn't actually sweat?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well I had just cleaned it, and I didn't want to mark it again. Also, have you ever tried to write with your left hand? Impossible. Unless you're left handed."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well... fair enough. And, for the record, I am left handed. Anyway, let's see if we can make out at least part of this damn password."
I look at Zombie's hand and try to read the writing.

 

[Saltarius]

"Probably says something insulting about one of us, then he'll realize it's not the password. Like, 'Don't forget to say ''fuck you!'' to Paddy!'"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, probably."

 

[Wackymon]

I walk pass, and input "Password" Into the password terminal.
I poke Salt in the eye.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I can definitely make out a Z...And an T...Or maybe that's an R..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I think for a few seconds.
"Maybe it's 'Zombification'. Like the poison you used."

 

[Wackymon]

I continue to type Password into the password-entering-area, because why not.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I slap the door with a swordfish.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I snap wacky's neck, then input 'SWORDFISH'.

 

[Wackymon]

I die, lying on the ground suffocating to death because I was killed.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sorry. No hard feeling, right." I say after wacky respawns.

 

[Wackymon]

I shoot Trilby in the head.
-_-
"I'd prefer for you guys to not try to kill me."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn.
"And I'd prefer to not be locked out of the ship because of Zombie's bullshit."