Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well then, it's a good thing he's off doing shit with his dragon."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yup. So, I'm gonna go find a DS real quick."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"The password system, which I installed after I left the locked down Mall! So, we're going to the mall to get more souls?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You do that."
I turn back to Zombie.
"Yeah. We need five more souls to get your dragon back. And then I remembered the brothels in the Mall are full of people who have souls."

 

[Saltarius]

I break a DS over Trilby's head.

"And now we're divorced."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Ow. Thanks."

 

[Saltarius]

I stab Trilby in the eye with a Wii remote.

"That's so you don't have to pay child support."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn.
"We don't have children!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Correction. You don't have children yet."

 

[Saltarius]

"Gotta make sure there's no loose ends Trilby."

I turn and begin sifting through my bag.

"You might have close your eyes for the next one."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Why are all of these things hurting me?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You've killed all of us in a variety of fucked up ways. So suck it up, you wuss."

I slam a Wii Balance Board over Trilby's head before tossing a few Xbox controllers at him while he's down.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stand up.
"My point is, this seems to be a pretty one sided process."
I start bashing Salt's head in with a PSP.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ah, true love."

 

[RaNDM G]

I stop and begin banging my head off the wheel.
"Why didn't you mention that before?"

"Well gee, you were here to read it a week ago."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I assumed that it wasn't on lockdown any more, given that you, Salt, Zombie and Tox were still inside the Mall when it happened."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I look through my notebook for the password.
"Huh. I didn't write it down in here...Trilby do you have any notebooks or pieces of paper up front?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I check.
"Uh... not as far as I can see."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Wait, the password isn't 'tits'?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nah that was too short."