Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Trilby, who would even buy Salt's soul?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I meant the people working in the brothels."

 

[RaNDM G]

"... My question still stands."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't know. Anyway, I'm gonna go kill some hookers."
I get in the MallMobile.
"Want to come with?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is a terrible idea and you should feel bad."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, I should."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn inside Trilby and erupt out of his skull in an explosion of confetti.
"Man I've been gone awhile."
I drop a screaming child into my blender.
"So hows things everyone whats happening whats happened whats going on"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn.
"Well, Salt and I are married again, we're five souls closer to getting back one of Zombie's dragons and we're lost as shit."

 

[RaNDM G]

"And I guess I'm just here."

Ditto.

Same.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Anyway..."
I get back into the MallMobile.
"Anybody going to come with me?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"... Fuck it."

I hop in.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I drive off, back to the Mall.

 

[RaNDM G]

"So how are we getting in? Tom still has the place locked down."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stop and begin banging my head off the wheel.
"Why didn't you mention that before?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I jump up from under a blanket in the back seat.
"Well, why don't we just use the password system?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Since when the fuck were we married again?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Holyjesuswhatthefuck!"
I turn around and glare at Zombie.
"How the shitting fuck are you outside of the Mall when it's locked down? And what password system?"
I then turn to Salt, who's also here or something.
"Something about me throwing a PS2 at your face. You're the one that said it, not me."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh. Right. Fuck, why did you have to throw that PS2?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Something about the Persona games. I can't remember. Too much shit has happened since then."

 

[Saltarius]

"If Tox hears that, he's not gonna stop bein' a fucktard about the hiimdaisy comics."