Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I sigh.
"Okay, that didn't work."
I stop poking around in the Matrix and go back to the lift.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I push a random button once Trilby enters.
"So...What are we gonna do with Sigma?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

As the lift begins to ascend, I sit down and start doodling.
"I dunno. We could try to taser him or something."

 

[Sigma Castell]

At the matrix, a screen flickers to life. Green text spirals across it. and then

Enter user ID

 

[MinimanZombie]

"WAIT! What's that?"?
I hold open the doors using the appropriate button.
"Can't quite read it from here though..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I climb out of the lift and walk over to the computer.
"God damn slow as shit hardware."
I type in 'Sigma Castell'.

 

[Captain Anon]

"dude It's me Capt?, Anon??, WOON?, we've known each other for over 500 pages" I said sounding very confused

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I notice that Woon's Matrix has just popped up again.
"Not good..."
I call Woon.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Retrieving player directory...

Select player:
Sigma Castell
Castell Sigma
Sigmatic Castellan
John
Castelsigma

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Huh..."

Sigma Castell

 

[Captain Anon]

I pull out my Nokia 9000 "hold on I gotta take this, Sup you reached the Capt's phone if you want to hire me for some wet work say so, if you demand revenge come and get me, if there's a terminator about to kill me just tell me already" I said pretending to be voice mail

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey Woon. Heh... funny thing. Sigma, as it turns out, is a deathbot hell-bent on killing us all. So... keep an eye out."

 

[Captain Anon]

"well shit I found and walked up to him, well I'm fucked see ya soon Trilby" I said slowly turning around to face The Sigma Terminator

 

[Sigma Castell]

Sigma Castell: 5th in the Interdimensional Seamstressing Championships. Graduated from the Barack Obama school of Smoothie-making in 6789. Probably not entirely possibly maybe there. We dont know what gender it is.  Ever tried an Absinthe Manhattan? yeah I didn't know they existed either. Probably because they dont.Has a habit of disappearing and ending up in alternate dimensions. Always sources their tomatoes locally. Bad Things happen more than they should when Sigma is nearby.

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DETEXT?//Identity uncomfirmed
"Confirm Identity"
/Arming{maser://Narrow_Spread/}

 

[MinimanZombie]

I lean closer to the screen.
"Well...Makes sense."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well... relatively."

 

[Captain Anon]

"my Name and Rank is Captain David Woon AKA Anon I have lived here for 500 pages, I have died more times than I care to count and I have a entire category file of me on the respawn matrix computer and you have it to your disposal, Look me up" I said stepping forward

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I get bored and decide to look myself up on the Matrix.
"Woon, just zap him with a taser or something."

 

[Paddy the Second]

The tulpa leans over Trilby's shoulder. "Ooh me next."

 

[Sigma Castell]

//:Identifying...
/Target priority unknown
/Mission parameters unknown
/calculating...
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