Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

The fire is beginning to spread to a fireworks store beside the camping store

Everyone can smell brownies

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, let me write that plot for you man." I join in on the comic creation. But I can't fucking draw so I need to write man.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane pulls two dozen muffins out of the oven, "Who wants some!"
She eats six muffins in one bite.

Doctor Com pulls out a fire hose, and puts out the fire.
he begins to repair the building.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The Firehose is on fire and the fireworks store reignites, it turns out doctor corn used gasoline to try to put the fire out
Brownies begin to cloud everyones minds

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck it, I'll take one." I remove the suit's helmet as I eat.

"So...how does that like...work? You eat it as if it's nothing. Like no weight gain or fullness or anything."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I can't draw either dude, where's the mall's artist?" I eat a muffin.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane shrugged, "I don't know."
She eats four more muffins.

Doctor COm sighes, and pulls out a REAL FIRE-HOSE!
Guaranteed to put out fire!
He puts out the fires, and looks around.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The fireworks store explodes as doctor corn is putting it out and everyone hears marvellous pops and fizzes
Brownies... Brownies... BROWNIES... BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!

 

[Saltarius]

"Can't you just magically create awesome artwork? People say life emulates art or some shit, so just use some Mushi."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ahahahaha. But seriously. I am shit. Did you see UU's art to Dirk? I'm worse than that."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck this. I'll do the art."

I create pages of artwork so ironically shitty that Dave Strider would have to give total props.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I walk over to the camping store "huh, did I do that?"

Brownies...

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This shit's better than Watchmen." I look proudly at our work.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Everyone in the RV begins to hear the word brownies repeat in their head over and over

 

[Saltarius]

"Alan Moore is an ovverated neckbeard anarchist who can't write for shit. THIS on the other hand would make guys like Scott Snyder and Grant Morrison bow at our feet and praise our glory and beg to know how we create such great comics."

With that, we finish the first issue of MALL FIGHT.

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com stabs Ryan.
"Thanks for making my life horrid."
He begins to put out the fires.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Shit, why?"

I walk back over to my RV to treat the wound

"Huh?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey, I'm a big fan of his late stuff. But I will admit he has his flaws."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

the brownies continue to tempt everyone in the RV's with their telepathy

 

[Saltarius]

"You said yourself you never read any Batman comics other than Serious House on Serious Earth, leading to the obvious assumption you never read The Killing Joke. I also don't really know why his Swamp Thing run was so great. But anyways, from here we can either just record what's happened in the mall, or spice this shit up. I vote for the latter. I'm thinking we call Issue 2, The Birth of The G-Team!"