Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't move in my sleep Salt. Also it looks like you'll have to share a bed with Zombie when he gets back.


gaaaaaay."

I can easily ignore Diane's snoring because of the drugs.

 

[Saltarius]

"I did say I'm rather mercurial when it comes to that. For now it's like 110% percent straight. Give it time, if you wish."

I meditate to prevent that Tengu shit from happening again.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It was ironic because I'm queer as fuck."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: my computers lagging like fuck, I think I double posted at some point, sorry

"eh, whatever, I just figured it was good as long as I wasn't being shot at"

I gut the SUV and move the gear over to my RV

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck this shit. I'm sleeping in your bed. I don't want that beaked ************ possessing me like Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters."

I barely manage to fit between Paddy and Diane, and yes I'm still wearing the armor because SAFETYBLANKETSAFETYBLANKETSAFETYBLANKET

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Woah Salt this ain't gonna work." I roll over into the middle, pushing Salt to the edge. "Also you complained about to wanting to share a bed with me."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I start a campfire outside using the conveniently placed camping store...

I use the fire to make more brownies

 

[Saltarius]

"Well I then realized I'm wearing thirty pounds of armor, so it's not like you can do anything. I thought we had a bromance going on Paddy."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I leave the brownies on a table outside between our two RV's
With a folded note saying "I think the Acids fine this time"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We do, but I have a condition. Also you were reluctant about the whole bromance thing earlier."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane wakes up, "Hey everyone!~"
She hugs Salt and Paddy at once.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Good morning. Do we get mornings here? What's for breakfast?" I pour some milk into a box of Golden Nuggets and proceed to eat the whole thing.

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey Diane. What is your condition? And that was because we needed the Broforce then."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane cocks her head, "What do you mean?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't wanna talk about it." ((My posts may start to become incoherent. I have eaten way too much fudge.))

 

[Saltarius]

"Nah not you. Paddy, you. With the face."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The fire begins to consume the camping store

Anyone who walks out smells brownies

 

[Wackymon]

"Well, I can fufil the condition if you want!~"
She hugs Paddy, and gets to work baking.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The Camping Store has turned into an inferno

People inside the van can smell Brownies

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You are the nicest person I've met in the mall." I work on some thumb nails for the official Mall Fight comic.

((Seriously, I don't think it's safe to eat this much fudge.))