Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"You...you fucking people. I hate you all so much." I say as I hug the group.

 

[RaNDM G]

"... The fuck is a filly?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Dianes back again then... Brownie?"

"Ok, Salt you don't have to hug so hard..."

 

[Saltarius]

"A baby horse or something. Can you check my corpse is down in the sub-basements? We just need to double-check."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh you." We freeze as the audience applaud and the credits roll.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"That's just the drugs clapping... Brownie?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You know me too well. Wait. There's no weed in this."

 

[Saltarius]

We'll be right back after this short commercial break, featuring the talents of Rick Astley.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"You sure, there might be LSD..."

Insert Troll Face

"RICK ASTLEY!!!"

I begin combusting

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Guys I'm gonna go poop during the commercial break. I don't think I've pooped once in this mall yet." I make the mistake of going to the bathroom that Sister mutilated me in. And begin to cry.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I combust and die from the memory of being rickrolled
I respawn after the commercial break and walk back, oddly some of my ashes sticked behind...

angrily mutters "fucking rick astley"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane goes to the bathroom.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

A slender man watches Diane go to the bathroom

 

[Saltarius]

I proceed to enter the same bathroom as Paddy, and see him crying in a pool of his blood. I walk over to the toilet and promptly vomit a black liquid into the water.

"Probably some leftover Tengu possession-y stuff. Probably still oughta GTFO."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Credits lift
panickingly mutters "shit breaks over"

over the radio "Guys its over, back to work"

I start eating the LSD brownies

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So what do we do now?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

You walk back to find me in the fetal position in the corner

"Bad trip guys, Bad trip, Don't eat the brownies"

I think im in vietnam

In vietnamese "THE FIRE BURNS"

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, Alan's still walking around. You may know him as the Slender Man. We could find a new car to make into another G-Van. We could ask Xot just who the hell is our new pilot, or how the hell he's back."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Let's go with the new G-Van. Salt you ever see that episode of Top Gear where they had the camper van with a built in bay for a car? Something like that. But better."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

In vietnamese "OH GOD THEY'RE BACK"

I run off