Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

The Tengu instantly teleports in front of Ryan as he bumps into him. The crow-like creature puts his hand to Ryan forehead and crushes it before finally turning to me.

You have slaughtered a Great Old One, or at least, you helped. You have great knowledge of this world's new powers of technology. Your friend is a lesser mage, yet he is of use to me. Surrender, and you may live as my vessel.

"Fuck off, beakdick." I reply before firing a round out at him. It does no visible damage as he decides to lift me by the neck.

 

[Paddy the Second]

The exorcism sword slices clean through the leg holding Salt. "Fuck off back to folklore."

 

[Wackymon]

Four RC helicopters with makeshift flamethrowers fly back, followed by four wardrobes.
"Bring in the Calvary!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn

"Damnit not again, it hurts more every FUCKING TIME"

I run towards the Tengu, power attacking it with my Vibrosword

"finally, Diane"

 

[Saltarius]

Mage. I have slaughtered monasteries full of men whose powers make you look like a novice in comparison. You have no chance of killing me.

Finally free of the Tengu's grasp, I draw my own blade and slice at one of it's wings, drawing a small trickle of bright purple blood.

"Paddy, listen, I've got an idea. Just look for the sign. Tengu, I...surrender."

I drop my blade and spread my arms out, accepting his possession.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Damnit
I rush to take cover near paddy

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No." A cloud of Mushi spread, forming a barrier between Salt and the tengu.

 

[Wackymon]

The flamethrows set fire to Tengu, and the wardrobes come closer.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I toss a lit pipe-bomb at the tengu

 

[Saltarius]

"No Paddy, trust me."

The Tengu ignores the cloud as it absorbs itself into me.

" Now then, as my first act, Paddy! Kill me! He'll continue possessing the corpse, it'll go into the sub-basements and he'll be trapped! No! What in the hell are you doing!? "

 

[Wackymon]

The wardrobes finally reach salt, and explode.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I decapitate Salt. "Fuck you fuck you fuck you."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The pipebomb explodes wounding paddy

"SHIT, sorry"

 

[Saltarius]

Mage, know as you do this that I will find you! Your descendants will be haunted by my kind until the end of time! You will never escape my wra-

The Tengu's death threat is cut off by, well, my head being cut off. The body transports itself to the sub-basements, never to be seen again.

"Well, that was...eye-opening." I say as I walk back, respawned.

 

[RaNDM G]

"That was incredibly silly."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"If we see that fucker again what I did to Eric will look like a walk in the park."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"yes, yes it was..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yes, the spirit of a fallen Buddhist monk gone monstrous crow spirit who possessed one of your allies and nearly ended up fucking the mall up was silly. Yes Xot, it was."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I made brownies"

I Hold a pan of brownies out

 

[Wackymon]

Diane walks up to the group, "He was a silly filly!"