Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"You clearly barely exorcised that thing from me. Beakfucker probably can kill you faster than Usian Bolt can run."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

yells "well that was weird, you guys still sane?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I...think. Beakfucker left the armor so I think it's safe to put it back on. Either way I don't think he's trying to kill me."

I place the armor back on.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What's the bets on that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You just said if I die he's going to fuck you up. Do the math."

I walk off to investigate this shit. Namely heading back to that antique shop.

"What exactly did it say to you? We need to know what we're fighting."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Walks over to paddy
"I bet it possesses him slowly and quietly using the armour..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It said if you die I will feel the full wrath if the Tengu, not just gonna kill me. Now if I remember my studies right the Tengus were fallen Buddhist monks who mutated into birds after drinking a substance resembling molten iron." I check google. "Fuck yes! I'm good at this."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"thats weird"

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. We're dipping into intense mythological shit."

I finally reach the antique shop, onlt to see it has completely burned, and is now only a mountain of soot and ash.

"Let's just hope we can kill it and this thing doesn't become our Bec Noir."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Please Salt, you underestimate my ability to defeat a creature whose beak was over time distorted into a phallic nose."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I walk over
"huh"
"Any idea what set your armour off in the first place?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah. And Bec was a cute little time warping dog, and Jack Noir was a pencil pusher who put on a ring. Don't overestimate yourself."

Suddenly a murder of crows bursts from all shops in the surrounding area, circling overhead.

"Now would be a good time to think of a plan."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"what"

I toss a flashbang up in the air

"TAKE COVER"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Aw sweet crows, come over here little bird bros. No not in my eyes."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"COVER YOUR EYES"

 

[Saltarius]

The black clump of crows departs as the now-so-familiar Tengu descends, wings flapping slightly. It is made clear he isn't fucking around, his beak being just that, a beak. He touches down on the ground and draws his dark blade before locking eyes with Paddy and slicing him clean in half.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"How delightful."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The flashbang goes off as I run away from the Tengu

"SHIT SHIT SHIT"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I respawn and walk back over. Another cloud of smoke restricts the tengu's limbs and wings. "Why are you doing this?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I take cover beside paddy