Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

Meanwhile, in dark space way the fuck out there and way the fuck away from the Mall.

"IS THE DRONE READY?"
"PATIENCE. WE GIVE THEM TIME. WE TEMPT THEM WITH OUR SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY."

A pod crashes through the roof of the mall and lands in front of the mall's bridge, right in front of Xot.

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot recoils as the pod crashes in front of him.

"Fuck! My soda!"

 

[Saltarius]

The pod opens up, revealing a tempting array of futuristic tech, beckoning any nearby to test it out.

Hey.

Hey you.

That means you.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Who? Me?"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane hands Xot a rootbeer, and pokes a random thing.

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot takes the rootbeer and drinks it down.

"Thanks."

 

[Saltarius]

If the tech was a siren, it would sing it's alluring song ang push it boobs together suggestively to entice Xot. Unfortuneately it's motherfucking metal, so it just kinda looks badass.

 

[RaNDM G]

"... Meh."

Xot tosses the junky sci-fi junk in an airlock. It is launched into space toward a nearby star.

 

[Saltarius]

Back in dark space way the fuck out there.

Shit.

Back at the Mall, shit does not go down.

Xot just kinda stands there and drinks his soda. Then the planned robotic vessel walks over and stands next to him.

"Sup."

 

[RaNDM G]

 

[Saltarius]

"Not much. So how's it like being a...whatever the fuck you are now that you're dead?"

((Just gonna call it Xotbot for now.))

I then walk over and crack open some Faygo.

"So, if you're like a backwards counterpart of Tox, why is my backwards counterpart such an asshole and you're so...civilized?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"... Maybe it's because you're already a dick to begin with."

 

[Saltarius]

"That's fucking cold man. I built that thing for you and this is the thanks I get. I even gave you a proper motherfucking funeral. What do you want me to do?"

"Also, on a scale of one to ten, how fucked are we when we reach Imir?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Motherfucking 0. As for what you can do, you can go back in time and put a bullet through your skull. Let me know how that works out for you."

Xot walks off, sipping his root beer.

 

[Saltarius]

"Christ. He acts like I fucking murde-wait. Shit."

I just kinda sit there next to Xotbot and sip my Faygo. A mall hobo sits down next to the two of us.

"Think that guy has any change?" he asks me.

"Hell if I know. You go ask."

He does just that.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane picks up a random thing, and begins to mess with it.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Nah man, go get a-"

A smile cracks on Xot's face.

"Wait... I got something you can do."

Xot whispers in the hobo's ear and slips a twenty dollar bill in his pocket. The hobo walks back to Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

The hobo walks back. He pulls a 40. caliber revolver.

"Oh what the fuck. XOT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I DID WHAT I DID NOW?" I tell as I run from the crazy ass hobo.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The cyberme wakes up again...

"oh shit youre awake..., hey"

 

[RaNDM G]

The hobo cyberman turns his .40 sideways and busts a cap in Salt's ass.