Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Saltarius

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((Oh god, the things you guys do when left unattended.))

Meanwhile, at Fourth Wall Inc....Co...whatever the hell it is.

A gaunt man wearing an unusually large top hat steps into the meeting room. He gazes intensely at the other workers before stepping over to the head of the table and checking his pocket watch.

"You all have been slacking. The wall's been cracking ever since that...Ryan fellow showed up. I want him eliminated from the equation. Do I make myself clear?"
 

Wackymon

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Diane begins to drink Paddy.

Meanwhile, at Fourth Wall Inc.
"Should I send in Scarlet, sir?"
 

Saltarius

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Still Meanwhile at Fourth Wall Inc.

"Excuse me Ms Potter, but did I not say I wanted him eliminated? Scarlet couldn't convince a suicidal to hop off a building,let alone kill someone herself. Bring in that...Ivan Crevans or Cretin or whatever the hell his name was."

The man takes a long swig of his flask and wipes his mouth.

" We protect the wall, no matter the cost."

Meanwhile, at an undisclosed Buddhism related location.

"I will break free! One day I shal-SHIT! That one hurt..."

"Keep talkin' Tengu, keep talking." muttered the archer on guard.

 

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the cameras connected to Ryans station are destroyed and the Radio network continues to broadcast dots and dashes

the interdimensional bar door continues to vomit absinthe
 

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I glare at the man, "I meant Scarlet the alicorn, Unit Scarlet_Alicorn_68B. She might shake it, but she'll kill Ryan dead for sure."
 

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Doctor Com begins to clean the entire mall of the alcohol stank.
"God, this mall is crazy..."

an AI subroutine begins to burn the bodies in the basement.
 

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Meanwhile back at the plot (or control room, whatever.) "Zombie. Have you noticed how all this weird fictional stuff seems to be real in the mall? The Mushi, Fluthlu, Tengus. But we don't bat an eyelid. Maybe we crossed some kind of barrier and left definite reality. Or maybe these things have always existed but fled into the mall to escape mankind. Or maybe we're the fiction. It boggles the mind."
 

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The fire the RV crash caused is still spreading rampantly through bars thanks to the absinthe infestation
 

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Meanwhile Still at Fourth Wall Inc.

"Alicorn you say? There's a chance, but I want someone other than Ivan on the call for backup. Bring me...Cobb. William Cobb, from the Court."

Back at the Mall, cascading through space.

"Can we all agree that we have to look out more often for things that will eventually become boss fi-what the hell was that chipping noise?"

I notice a crack in the wall with strange energy with the number 4 littered over it slowly pouring out.

"Paddy! This is the perfect moment to do this. Okay, I'll do my best Matt Smith impression, you just play along."

 

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OOC: okay if diane wont say it, maybe wacky or corn will
OOC: I'll be in the pub if anybody wants to join me, the'yre welcome I assume
 

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"Know that I don't trust working for you one moment. I am only doing my Court's bidding."
"Like I care. Kill Ryan and your court gets 2 billion American Dollars. Then our business is concluded."

In the mall...

A man dressed in executioner's garb exits the bridge. He has a distinct owl-like theme to his dress as he searches about the mall for his target.

"Ryan Solution. The Court of Owls has sentenced you to die."

Back at Fourth Wall Inc.

4th-Wall Salt backhands Potter with his single gloved hand.

"Never address me by that name in this building if you value your life, Ms. Potter. Tell Scarlet to fuck off and that she's fired."