As I bring Paddy's food over, I say into the mike "Eric was a veteran as this game I suppose. One that came back over and over. Guess he was favored or something. Anyway, Paddy took his sword, and he got pissed. He started hallucinating, and we turned him into a limbless blabbering fool. Eventually, we came to an agreement, he got the sword back, and he joined us. But then he was presumably killed for good. I got his sword, the end."