Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Crack doesn't make you see shit! He's just fucking crazy."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Heh heh...Yeah... This is fun though." I continue Robo-slapping Salt, because it's a Cyberman slapping Salt. It's awesome.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I fall through into a black abyss

"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT"

I hit a metal floor about twenty feet down

 

[Sigma Castell]

I stare at the weapon.
"Uuuuhhhh"
"-For gods sake, you were the one whining about not having any good weapons-"
"Yeah, but now I feel guilty for taking away his weapon!"
"-You're such a little ***** sometimes, you know that?-"
"Shut up! You are so mean! I'm the one who has to carry you around in his pocket all the time!"
"-Which, I might add, Is disgusting. You could at least make a shoulder-bag or something to carry me around in-"
I sigh and massage my temples.
"You're right. I was being a whiny *****."
I walk over to Paddy.
"I bequeath to you the fabled Blender of Awesome. You are It's new guardian. Treat it well, Smoothie Warrior"

 

[Saltarius]

In the gift box is a 12. Gauge Shotgun, complete with 10 bullets. Also inside are roughly 15 shurikens.

DIANE-12. GAUGE SHOTGUN(10 ROUNDS) & SHURIKEN (15)

OOC: Leaving. I return GM to RanDm.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I take out a blowtorch and begin cutting through

"FUCK YOU SHITTY DRAWING"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I grab Ryan by the shoulders and shake him at speeds exceeding 9000MpH.
"SNAP OUT OF IT MAN!"
I slap him repeatedly.

 

[Sigma Castell]

OOC: Salt, are you leaving the RP or just returning to your normal character?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"DONT YOU SEE IT"

Me and sigma fall ten feet down and hit another metal floor

I keep cutting with the blowtorch

 

[Saltarius]

OOC: Physically leaving. I might return as GM if Ran lets me when I come back.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I have come to accept my fate." As I rifle through my bag Pimpbastard falls out. "Where the fuck have you been? Well, back in the bag you go." Time to do drugs.

((I do not endorse drugs.))

 

[Wackymon]

Diane stores the Shotgun and the Shurikens in her INVENTORY!
Diane looks at Everyone, "So, what now?"

Doctor Com begins to clean up the dead bodies.

 

[Sigma Castell]

OOC: oh okay. see you later

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: yes you do...

I fall another ten feet onto a rickety wooden floor at which point I fall throught this floor and several others before finally hitting a marble floor...

"I TOLD YOU SIGMA, DO YOU SEE?"

I light a flare

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Let's see if this fixes Ryan." I drop a stone slab on him. "Alright, now, Diane, conserve what you've got there. You never know when you'll need it."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I slap ryan extremely hard.
"Scrubs, please sort this guy out!"
"-Alright..-"
She tries to kick him in the head, but fails. Her leg goes right through him. Becasue Srubs is not real.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sigma, use the power inside yourself. Also your new sword. You should totally use that too."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

All of these things somehow miss and I see a doorway with writing above it

FOURTH WALL INC.

"DO YOU SEE!!!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"But I don't know what it does! Also, what power?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I was making a joke. Jeeze, just cut him up already."