Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait, I had the best idea guys."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"yeah, also why is the lobby a drawing?"

 

[RaNDM G]

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[Saltarius]

"Fuck yeah, detectives and shit!"

"Oh yeah, Xot, Tengu took care of the Daleks. Imir is safe."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I watch opium cop followed by Donut Quest...

Seriously guys watch opium cop, and no I'm not searching for a link... Its on youtube and its by a guy named sexual lobster

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sidle over to paddy and mutter in his ear.
"Dude, has ryan been at your stash, cos he keeps saying we're in a drawing"

 

[Saltarius]

Suddenly, a monk spirit rises from the ground and slaps Paddy across the face and take away the Saber.

"You are too OP. I give this to someone more worthy."

He hands the Saber of the Heavens to Sigma.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That's just Italian Spiderman overwhelming his brain. Also how the fuck am I OP? I do less damage than most of the team a lot of the time! Fuck this noise."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Why... sigma?"

"Seriously when you guys were in the control room, before the tengu appeared the lobby turned into a crappy drawing, whaAAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!"

Ryan dies of a stroke

 

[Saltarius]

"Because he no smoke crack like you others do. He does have a problem with that pebble of his, but his heart is pure. Purer I may say, than yours. "

He points at Paddy and sinks back into the ground.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I look over the monitors, and see Paddy being relinquished of his new weapon. "Tough luck Chuck!" I say over the intercom. "Plus, I don't smoke!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn... "I don't smoke crack"

I notice the lobby is still a shitty drawing

 

[Wackymon]

Diane sighs, "I wanted a legendary weapon..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why does everyone assume I'm not a nice guy just because I smoke crack? It's not even a crime here! Jesus! How am I not pure of heart? Salt killed a girl with crossbows without provocation! This is because I'm not Buddhist isn't it?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I begin to peel away the paper floor again, wood is still underneath it...

"do you guys not see this?"

 

[Saltarius]

The monk rises once more.

"Oh. Forgot about this."

He hands Diane a poorly-wrapped gift box before disappearing again.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay, Ryan definitely smokes crack." I say over the PA system. I then get Cyber-Me to robo-slap Salt again, for picking up that possessed armor.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane looks at the Giftbox, and opens it up, a smile on her face.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I take a fire axe to the wood floor

"ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY NOT SEEING THIS"

 

[Saltarius]

"It's gone isn't it?" I then chill the fuck out because whatever man.