Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

FIVE MINUTES UNTIL OPTIC BLAST

I throw the last three of the autoinjector darts and then throw my last pipebombs on hand at the tengu, poisoning and burning it

The pipebombs blow off a fair chunk of the armor, allowing the syrtinges to peirce it's hide. Lucky you.
FOUR MINUTES UNTIL OPTIC BLAST
-7, POISON

"Alright chucklefucker! Mall fighters hoooooooo!" I leap into the gaping open stomach of the Tengu and force my hands deeper inside up, up towards it lung and heart. "HA!" I turn the gauntlets to full power, fire, electricity, subatomic vibrations, the whole shebang. "Who's pathetic now?!" I spit through my blood filled mouth.

The elctricity is merely absorbed into teh charging Optic Blast, but the rest of the powers rupture the organs as they burst, blood flooding out of the stomach.
-11,BLEEDING
TWO MINUTES UNTIL OPTIC BLAST

Diane pulls out her Homade guns, and shoots him with 4 dozen knives, impaling him. She follows this up by throwing another cocktail at him, settting him ablaze. She then runs up to him, and uses a homemade flamethrower on him, him feeling the heat of 300 fires. She then pours Conola oil on him, burning him even more.
She then throws gunpowder on him from her own wardrobe, causing a huge explosion.

The deed is done as the suit of armor falls off of the Tengu's body. It collapses to the ground and weakly attempts to get up.

"This is f-fucking bullshit! I can't be beaten! I am the Tengu! This is a sick joke! You couldn't defeat a child! I am-"

A pillar of light erupts behind the Tengu as four monk like spirits begin to chant, placing golden chains on his body. He sinks into the ground along with three of the monks. The fourth stays behind and bows solemnly.

"We thank you deeply for ridding the world of the Tengu. Here, this is a gift from the Buddha himself to you, Paddy the Second of The Mages."

The monk hands Paddy a blindingly bright blade that radiates with heavenly power.

SABER OF THE HEAVENS: RADIANT DAMAGE +2

OOC: He's done anyways.And how so?

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make myself a scotch-and-mangoe smoothie, and down it in one.
"You know scrubs, I'm beggining to feel like a fifth weel here. I mean, I havent been attacked once. And all my attacks are crap."
"-It's probably because you're a fail who nobody likes-"
"Shut it scrubs. You give the worst advice."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane smiles, and shrugs, "I struck the final blow, but oh well! Good job, paddy!"
She puts Paddy in a bear hug.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"So that was that..."

I limp back to the RV to patch my wounds, I leave the door open for people to grab medicine from and continue to investigate why the lobby is a drawing now

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Who's the best? We are the best my friends." We jump into the air as the monk disappears in a blinding flash of light behind us. I look down at the sword. "You and Peake are going to have such beautiful babies."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hooray for Paddy", I say, and make myself another highly-alcoholic smoothie

 

[Saltarius]

"Shit. I totally blacked out there. What just happened. And where the hell did you get that sword?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I die from blood loss, and re-spawn in the control room. "Oh, god damn it!" I walk back over to the control panel, sit down, and sigh. "Re-spawned guys. Guess where I went?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"control room?"

"anybody got any ideas how to reload this thing?"

I show the now empty plasma rifle

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Some monks returned the Tengu to somewhere and gave me this bitching sword. I'm struggling to choose which of my options to do with it. Also I have lost a lot of blood, hold up a sec." I OD on heroin and respawn. "Let's go see a movie guys, my treat."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Basically salt, you got possessed by a demon-crow thing. He used your body to beat the crap out of us, then we killed him, and space-monks came and tied him up with chains."
I hand him a smoothie.
"And paddy got the best loot"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"K..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh hell yeah! Let's see Dark...Knight...Rises."

Time moves forward apparently wicked fast in this mall. And they don't even have Christopher Nolan's magnum opus. I cry deeply.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"What movie?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But we killed it as a team. I just happen to technically be a mage. Somehow." I flourish a deck of cards. "And let's go watch Troll 2."

 

[Saltarius]

"Let's just see...Problem Sleuth: The Motion Picture."

 

[Wackymon]

"Well, what should we do now?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look down.
"Guyswhyistimemovingreallyfastitsreallyweird?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make everyone smoothies.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I get Cyber-Me to walk over to the Salt, and robo-slap him. "Next time, don't get a suit of ancient Chinese [Or was it Japanese?] armor."