Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

I open the door and find a man twirling his moustache

"What the fuck is goING ON?!!"

I apparently just dissapear

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ok, Ryan, You're worse than Eric." I get Cyber-me to rip Ryans tongue off.

 

[Wackymon]

I look at Ryan, and stop, frozen in fright.
I pull a leaver, and have Ryan kicked out. Fourth wall Inc is now a separate universe.
"NOW DON'T MESS WITH ME!" I say over speakerphone.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I fall out of the office and go through all of the floors in reverse

"FUCK YOU OFFICE MAN"

ANybody around where I was would see me fly out of the floor about ten feet up and hit the ground again

I begin cutting my way down again with a concrete cutter

 

[Sigma Castell]

I use the Monk-sword of awesome to slice ryan in half. the two separat halves burn into ashes, and his soul is stolen by demons.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I put a hand on Ryan's shoulder. "No. Only the G-Team go down. And only when absolutely necessary."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Which is never. Because it was fucking terrifying when we went down there. So no new rookies either."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn

"I saw him, hes drawing us we need to kill him"

I start cutting again

 

[Sigma Castell]

I put on shades and start rapping.
"Uh git down uh-huh git down to da sub-mall uh nuh-uh nuh-uh Da submall shizzle be shizzle uhuh-uhuh"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sigma your flow is tight as shit." I high five him.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"DONT YOU SEE?"

and my head explodes with arcane energy

 

[MinimanZombie]

"God damn it Ryan, you're not making sense! Use commas at least! Anyway, We all believe that Imir is in control of this vessel."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I high-five paddy back.
"yo dawg uh-huh why did the R-dawg brain gone gone uh-huh yeah yeah his brain gone exploded uh-huh"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

my corpse just kind of stays there but with no head and blood flowing out of the neck

OOC: my character has just had some kind of lovecraftian revelation

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Dag yo."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane then procedes to rap the awsomest rap ever, which I cannot post because I don't know it.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay, fuck it. He's lost it. Everyone except Ryan, hold onto something and hold your breath." I open a hole in the ceiling and Ryan shoots off into space.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I continue rapping as i grab hold of a pillar and koala hug it

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn in the control room...

"huh..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ok, get the fuck out." I grab him, and kick him so hard, he crashes through the wall. The wall reforms of course.