Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

I wake up... "Sideways..!"

I get up and drive off suddenly in the RV, driving back to the station, black lightning trailing behind the RV while clouds form in its wake, knifes left arm combusts

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com watches Ryan.
"Damn... He's not quite Jag bad, but still..."
He gets to work cleaning up the tears in the fourth wall.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan crashes the RV into the bookstore beside the radio station, tears all the supplies out throw them into the station and bolts the door shut behind himself...

The bookstore catches on fire and begins to spread to the surrounding area

 

[Knife-28]

"I'm fine thanks, yourself?" I ask, putting hot the fire on my arm.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Oddly enough the music over the radio network stops and is replaced with static

 

[Wackymon]

Diane giggles, "Perfectly fine!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The static over the radio network is slowly replaced by noises that sound like dots and dashes

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Someone explain why the small pink female reeks of booze, no offense." I light a crack pipe.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane shrugged, "Been drinking!~" she cheerfully said, "Why do you smell like crack?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I haven't seen you touch a drop. Apart from that whole bottle of whiskey you downed."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane shruged, "I do things you can't see. Such as build the wardrobe bombs, or the helicopter flamethrowers."
She downs a bottle of wine.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Such infallible logic." I drink three litres of mezcal.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane downs six liters of wine.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I drain an Olympic pool filling amount of absinthe.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane downs six swimming pools of Absinthe, unhindered, and seemingly no more drunk.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I flood the entire mall with absinthe and drink it all.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I replace my bloodstream with alcohol. Not absinthe, but 100% alcohol. And my mind is fine, and so is my body.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

A door connected to another dimension vomits out absinthe

 

[Paddy the Second]

I replace all the cells in my body with alcohol.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane fills the mall with absinthe, drinks it, then does it four more times.
She then watches as paddy falls apart, being nothing but achahol.
She watches as she drinks him alive.