Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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OOC: Everyone has a 4th wall counterpart because it's supposed to be you. And yeah, just go for your counterpart.
"I don't care if it's done clean, I just want it done fast. I got dibs on me. Sunuva *****, makin' me look like fucking Tony Stark..."
The staff of 4th Wall Inc steps through the portal into the Mall.
"I don't care if it's done clean, I just want it done fast. I got dibs on me. Sunuva *****, makin' me look like fucking Tony Stark..."
The staff of 4th Wall Inc steps through the portal into the Mall.
OOC: 4th wall Ryan is dead however as 4th wall Diane killed him
Ryan looks around and walks over to the door again
Ryan looks around and walks over to the door again
[OOC: Who knows? Whatever the hell you want.]
Fourth Wall Me: "Alright, fine. I call dibs on me, and maybe Eibmoz. If he's there." I say as my robo-hands transform into the deadly swords. Long story, involving assholes. I step through the portal, looking at the surrounding mall, locating myself.
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Normal Me:
"Alright, here goes nothing." I step out a door, and find myself free. I can now enter and exit the command room! Yay! I then see myself. "Oh. I like the suit. And the swords for lower arms thing."
Fourth Wall Me: "Alright, fine. I call dibs on me, and maybe Eibmoz. If he's there." I say as my robo-hands transform into the deadly swords. Long story, involving assholes. I step through the portal, looking at the surrounding mall, locating myself.
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Normal Me:
"Alright, here goes nothing." I step out a door, and find myself free. I can now enter and exit the command room! Yay! I then see myself. "Oh. I like the suit. And the swords for lower arms thing."
"Hey there me, what the hell are you doing? Drugs? Magic? You fucking shithead."
"Woah dude, apparently you're the one writing me."
"How the fuck do you know that?"
"Man I don't know, contrivances. Ow! Fourth Wall Diane you kinky *****!" Mall Me steps out of the wall.
"Woah dude, apparently you're the one writing me."
"How the fuck do you know that?"
"Man I don't know, contrivances. Ow! Fourth Wall Diane you kinky *****!" Mall Me steps out of the wall.
4W Salt whips out the AK and opens fire on me.
"Christ, what are you doing? We're the same man, man!"
"No, you are a chaotic shithead who has no regards for boundaries. I prefer order and the universe not collapsing on itself. Now stand still you fuckhead!"
"Christ, what are you doing? We're the same man, man!"
"No, you are a chaotic shithead who has no regards for boundaries. I prefer order and the universe not collapsing on itself. Now stand still you fuckhead!"
Sigma Castell steps through the portal, twirling his cane in on hand and readying a juicer in the other.
"Alright douchebag.."
">Lets dance<"
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"Shit"
"-My thoughts exactly-"
"Alright douchebag.."
">Lets dance<"
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"Shit"
"-My thoughts exactly-"
"Diane I told you I had dibs on my trashy counterpart!" He slams an axe into my balls.
"Ah. Good try, but my Salt's better." I punch me in the face.
"Ah. Good try, but my Salt's better." I punch me in the face.
"Oh you think it's cool? I have fucking robotic arms! I can't touch my daughters face, or-"
"Wait, we have a daughter?"
"No, I have a daughter! Now, time to die asshole."
"Oh. Okay."
And so me and me initiate an awesome sword fight with flips, and slashing, and shit like that.
"Wait, we have a daughter?"
"No, I have a daughter! Now, time to die asshole."
"Oh. Okay."
And so me and me initiate an awesome sword fight with flips, and slashing, and shit like that.
"Well shit I don't fucking care." I parry the blows with Peake. "Wait a second. Me's attacking me. You're in for it now boy!"
"What the fuck do you mean?" A sobbing fills the room as another version of me slams in Fourth Wall me. "Yddap you beautiful bastard!"
"What the fuck do you mean?" A sobbing fills the room as another version of me slams in Fourth Wall me. "Yddap you beautiful bastard!"
The drawn white phosphorus becomes real and falls on 4th wall salt, exploding violently on impact
I charge at my doppleganger, swinging my juicer in a wide arc.
Scrubs punches her counterpart in the face.
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I bring my blender up just in time to deflect the deadly strike, and swing my fist round to connect with his nose.
"Come on, is this really the best way to sort out our differences?"
"Shut up! I am sick of all this blending nonsense! You're a disgrace to every human alive! All you do is spout gibbersih and annoy people!"
Scrubs punches her counterpart in the face.
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I bring my blender up just in time to deflect the deadly strike, and swing my fist round to connect with his nose.
"Come on, is this really the best way to sort out our differences?"
"Shut up! I am sick of all this blending nonsense! You're a disgrace to every human alive! All you do is spout gibbersih and annoy people!"