Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"I will fucking tear down this shitty wall if i have to asshole."

 

[Sigma Castell]

Me and my dopleganger both break out of the ice.

We stare at each other.
"So."
"So."
"..."
"Mind telling me what the fuck that was about?"
He removes his top hat and scratches his head.
"Honestly? I'm just as confused as you are, old boy. I've sompletly lost all sense of whatever continuity there is arond here."
"That makes two of us."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Paddy I'll deal with him, you help them out"

points at drawing

starts creating a crack on wackys torso around the crossbow bolt wound

 

[Sigma Castell]

We walk up next to paddy.
"So...do you have any idea what's going on?"

 

[Wackymon]

I sigh, and lock myself up.
[[I'll be back when things make sense]]

 

[Paddy the Second]

"If I did would I be storming around here threatening to destroy the universe?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I continue to crack wacky

points at the drawing with the other hand

"I TOLD YOU WE WERE IN A DRAWING"

 

[Saltarius]

"Tox si erehw?"

"Hell if I know. Good thing we TOTALLY GOT ALL THE TALONS AND ONE ISN'T WAITING IN THE SHADOWS FOR HIM."

"Tghir wonk I?"

"ACTIVATE EMERGENCY MODE. ACTIVATE EMERGENCY MODE. FAILSAFE. FAILSAFE."

 

[Sigma Castell]

We sit down and sigh. I make Sigma-2 a smoothie. He makes me some orange juice.
"You know, paddy, has this place ever made sense? or is it always like this?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"DO YOU SEE?"

I shove my hand into the wall, cracking it, and pull wacky through with me

I come out in the lobby and pick up one of my hand grenades I toss one at robosalt

"you know it's self destructing right..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt! One or more of you explain what the fuck is going on here!"

 

[Saltarius]

The Saltbot turns to Paddy.

"PRIMARY OBJECTIVE: PRESERVE FOURTH WALL AT ALL COSTS. CASUALTIES DO NOT MATTER. SENT TALONS AFTER INTERLOPERS IN VAIN HOPE TO STOP YOU. NOW WE MUST KILL YOU ALL."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn to Ryan.
"Ryan! please for the love of god, just stop! for a minute! please! whilst we work out what the hell is going on here!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Can't we just fix the fourth wall? And what happens if it breaks anyway?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"we see the fifth wall and the watchers out of time take their rightful position controlling the fourth wall..."

 

[Saltarius]

"IF THE FOURTH WALL IS DESTROYED, ALL IS LOST. REALITY AND FANTASY WILL BLEND AND TURMOIL AND CHAOS. ONLY WE CAN FIX THE WALL."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"uuuuurrrrrgh why must you be so complicated in your plots!"
I lament at no-one in particular.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"so what if they blend, at least the watchers will be happy..."

 

[Wackymon]

I kill Ryan, and walk back through the fourth wall. I sit at my desk, and eat a smoothie.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait a second. That's a bad thing?"

"Of course it is, think of the implications, everything we know will become untrue."

"Baby you know me, everything I know is untrue. Reality and fiction colliding would be the greatest thing ever. So I'm going to have to stop you stopping us." I decapitate Saltbot and kick P4ddy back into his office. "So how do we go about breaking it further?"