Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"This wall isn't going down. Sigma, you were the best protege I ever had, but if you get in my way, so help me god I will fucking end you."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I stop.
"Oh...shite..."
I turn to diana.
"could you perhaps have mentioned this A LITTLE BIT EARLIER?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I walk over and plant a crack in salt it begins to spread over him

"just stop, youve already lost..."

 

[Wackymon]

"I didn't remember! It didn't occur to me!"
If they were to look at her, they'd see that she looked... darker.
She looked at Ryan, "Its your fault!"

 

[Saltarius]

I pull the bolt and live through sheer rage and willpower alone.

"Paddy, fight me like a goddamn man."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The crack begins to seep through salt's bloodstream...

"were not going to die... were going to ascend"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why? So we can go back to the mundane shitpile of a universe we left? This is the best thing that's ever happened to me!"

"Are you listening to yourself?"

"Yes! Are you? Why the fuck do you want to go back? All of you! What did you have before this?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I grit my teeth in frustration.
"Well that was certainly helpful og you!" Paddy is trying to kill us all, Ryan is planting weird-ass cracks in everyone, Salts gone into rage-mode, and no-one has any idea what the fuck is going on!"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane shoots Ryan Four times in the chest with her shotgun.
"I WILL NOT ALLOW IT!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn to Paddy.
"I lived a normal life with a talking pebble! I didnt ask for this! What is the point of this Mall! We don't even know what's going to happen at Imir! AND WE STILL HAVEN'T PICKED UP THE NEW FUCKING PILOT!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Because, unlike you, I was content with what I had. You want more than a fucking Disney Princess, you know that? I don't care about this crack, all I care about, is fucking stopping you. Now draw your goddamn sword and let's fucking end this god fucking dammit."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

My body explodes but I reform out of the crack nearby

"really, you thought that would work... wacky?"
"Diane your writer should really learn more about me, I've been everywhere... I am everywhere"

X splits back out of Ryan and stands beside him

Anybody with a crack begins to feel a powerful burning sensation in it

 

[Sigma Castell]

I place my blender on ryans head and turn it up to full power.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You killed a man! You'd be in prison right now! And I just want to be something other than the normal, I don't want to settle for the same thing millions of others have settled for. I'm not going to fight you Salt."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"........I'm tired of this." I say, although I'm certain no one hears me. I sheathe Raven Razor, and manage to get everyones attention with what I say next. "I'm tired of this stupid shitty mall, and stupid, shitty dickheads. But most of all, Most of all, I'm sick, and tired of all you SHITHEADS!" I lift up Eibmozs corpse, and walk over to the wall. "Lets see where this leads." I jump in, disappearing to a dark cavern somewhere.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan splits out of X, they both walk off smoking opium

 

[Wackymon]

Diane shoots Ryan Four more times.
"You don't know what your doing! You're going mad!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"GUYS!" i shout at Paddy and Salt.
"RYANS GONE INSANE! AGAIN!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Make that two men I've killed."

I stab Paddy in the chest.

"Goodbye, old friend."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I stare down into where zombie went.
OOC: Not sure if he's left the game, or gone to a new area