Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Paddy! What the hell are you doing!?"

"Nam haey."

Tlas runs after Paddy and tackles him and starts to beat Paddy with the butt of his Tommy gun.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan respawns at the crack in the fourth wall office

"Look at yor crack"... it begins to spread all over wacky

I walk back through and into the lobby...

"A few more minutes and the watchers will make their final breach and all will be fine"

 

[Wackymon]

I sigh, and retcon the crack. Because I just want to be left alone.
I close my office door, and have the office teleported to another universe.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shrug.
"Sounds good to me"
"Same here old boy, frankly reality is rather boring"

 

[Saltarius]

Saltbot sprouts another mechanical head.

"THE WALL IS LOST. RETREAT TO THE FIFTH WALL."

He teleports away in a blinding flash of light.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane slowly looks at the group.
"Guys, I don't think we should be doing this..."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Lights an opium cigarette and begins to smoke it

"why dont they understand... the watchers will be here soon, this is a joyous day"
"all will be good... Diane everything will be fine again when they overtake the fourth"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn to paddy.
"Sooooo...we're either totally fucked, or on the path to eternal raves. sounds cool, im in."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I grab the gun and electrify it, causing Tlas to let go. "I wanna fuck some shit up, wasn't that the plan?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sit in silence throughout the whole ordeal. I am merely grieving Eibmoz. He doesn't even get any famous last words. I shut his eyes, and walk over to the wall. I stick Ravens Razor into it, therefore almost destroying it.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane looks at The group, "Guys, do you want to die? Forever?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"it's like a nine inch nails concert that goes on for eternity... and diane they won't kill us."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I punch ryan in the face. because he's freaking me out.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn to diana.
"um, no?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I get back up and get back to smoking my opium
"ah, sweet victory over the opposers..."
I sit back down in my camping chair

 

[Saltarius]

"No...No...NO!"

I draw my blade and stab Paddy through the heart.

"This wall, WILL NOT FALL. I won't allow it! DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane looks at Sig, "Then we have to turn back. If we break the Fifth wall, then our entire world is destroyed. It isn't about them killing us, its about us killing ourselves. This is suicide..."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I grab salts arm, and drag him backwards.
"Salt, what the hell are you doing!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"huh..."

I shoot salt in the head with my crossbow walk up and plant a crack in him

"it's not suicide it's rEvolution against tyrants"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I cannot believe you just did that! You really are completely retarded."

"Wait, did you come back and get trapped here because you wanted to insult me some more? We really are the same person."

"No, I have a stable job, a normal life, you just potentially destroyed the entire universe."

"Sounds pretty boring to me, my way's much more fun."