"You're the boss. Literally. I don't know how to run a gang." I find an address book. "Guess I'll go establish our place here."
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Good. Good. Make our names known. I want every man to fear me. I want every woman to love me. I want every child to aspire to one day reach my greatness."
I sit in the bloodstained swivel chair of the former boss.
"For now, I am known as Spades. Spades Slick."
I sit in the bloodstained swivel chair of the former boss.
"For now, I am known as Spades. Spades Slick."
"Guess that makes me Diamonds Droog, and Zombie is Hearts Boxcars. But who would want to be Clubs Deuce?"
"Diane. So glad you could join us."
I swivel the crimson-soaked chair away from her.
"I welcome you, to my new operation. The Midnight Crew we call ourselves. I, am it's forerunner, going by the name of Spades Slick. Paddy here is my right-hand man Diamonds Droog. And Zombie is my muscle, Hearts Boxcars. As we speak, people are getting word of the men who lynched the most powerful mob boss on this hellhole."
I swivel the crimson-soaked chair away from her.
"I welcome you, to my new operation. The Midnight Crew we call ourselves. I, am it's forerunner, going by the name of Spades Slick. Paddy here is my right-hand man Diamonds Droog. And Zombie is my muscle, Hearts Boxcars. As we speak, people are getting word of the men who lynched the most powerful mob boss on this hellhole."
"Well Diane, we're going to establish a gang presence here on Gashog 2. And we don't know who the important people are. Also how have the police not noticed the gunfire yet?"
"Do you not understand Paddy? This place is like Omega, there is no law enforcement! Only the people can stop us. I say we make an immediate entrance. Screw the politicans and other authority figures. Time to out and out lynch."
I grab a stray tommy gun and fedora off the floor.
"Time to establish my, I mean our, names."
I grab a stray tommy gun and fedora off the floor.
"Time to establish my, I mean our, names."
Before I leave, I grab a bow and hell of a lot of arrows. I walk out into the space station. "Great. Another giant space ship to get lost in. Fucking brilliant." I look around. It would appear Pad and Salt were here. I say over our comms, "Hey guys, mind telling me where you are? I kind of just woke up." I kick a previously asleep gangster, who just attacked me. "I'm on the phone asshole!" Now he's stabbed. "Sorry guys. Where are you?"
[OOC: Also Ran, don't worry, I know about that VOID is actually LEECH. It just sounds cooler as VOID.]
[OOC: Also Ran, don't worry, I know about that VOID is actually LEECH. It just sounds cooler as VOID.]
"Yeah why not?" I rest my repeater on my shoulder and look down at the address book. "Let's go ice some fuckers."
I look at my friends walk out a coffee shop, and get run over by a truck. "I hate you all, so fucking much." [FACEPALM COMBO X2] I run and buy some healing powder from a nearby vendor. I then chuck it over my friends. It turns out the healing powder is itching powder.
"Sorry, But that's karma for butchering everyone inside a fucking coffee shop! Anyway, hospital. Right. Hold that thought." I step in front of an oncoming van. I open the drivers door, and repaint the insides, using Ravens Razor. The driver is no longer in the van. He...hated the paint job. I pick up my friends one at a time and load them into the back. "Alright, lets go!" I drive us around, before realizing I have no fucking clue where the hospital is.