Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"That coffee shop, for your information, was the HQ of the biggest gang operation on this rock. That place looks like a good back alley doctor. Stop there."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane sits in the back ally hospital, healing the locals, ridding them of sickness, and causing them all to love her.

 

[Saltarius]

'HEY! DIANE. HELP A BROTHER OUT.[small] I think my everything is broken...now I know how Xot feels...[/small]"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh. Well, still. I bet they served nice coffee. Anyway, lets go!" I swerve into the alley, and walk inside. "My friends need a doctor!" I've stumbled in on a gambling game. "Sorry, wrong door." I walk into the correct door, and say exactly the same. A doctor walks out and looks in the back of the van.
"HaVe YoU tRiEd HeAlInG pOwDeR yEt?"
"Well I did but I must have done it wrong-"
He pours a bucket of itching powder over Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU ALIEN ************! CHRIST IT HURTS, IT HURTS SO BAD. WHY ME, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane walks out, and see's salt. She see's the doctor pour itching powder on hi, and she kicks him in the balls, and pulls out a healing potion.
"This will hurt..."
She feeds the potion to Salt, and Salt begins feeling untold mental pain.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"iS hE aLlErGiC?"
"Actually, we're technically aliens to you-"
"nO sHiT sHeRlOcK!"
"Sorry. Alright, what can you do?" He takes us all inside, and we see Diane. "Oh. Hello Diane."
sHe Is A aLiEn, LiKe YoU.
"Yeah, we've met. How have you been Diane?"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane looks at Zombie, "Good. Just helping these people."
They can see perfectly heathy people flail around in pain, however, their wounds seem to be healing.

 

[Saltarius]

"THE DUBSTEP IS EVERYWHERE. ZOMBIE, DO ONE THING FOR ME BEFORE I DIE. FIND THAT TRUCKER. KILL HIM. SLOWLY."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...Sure, I'l totally get right on that. Even though you aren't going to die. Obviously, the most important thing to do is to find a trucker." I walk off, looking for a trucker, Raven in one hand, A cup of coffee in the other. I disappear when a bus breaks Salts view of me.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well. That was...fucking terrible actually. But at least I'm all fixed up. Thanks doc!"

I decapitate the doctor and catch his head on my way out. I throw the head at a few of the waiting patients.

"Doctors out. Heh."

I finally reach the bus stop where Zombie has stopped on.

"Alright, did you find him yet?"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane respawned in the mall, and found Salt.
"Hey!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Sup. All fixed up it seems. But the doctorr is on uh...medical leave. Because he doesn't have a head anymore. These things happen. Anyways, let's ice that goddamn trucker."

 

[Wackymon]

"I was the Doctor!"

 

[Saltarius]

"The other one. That alien ************. Anyways, Zombie appears to be pleased with himself. Whatcha find?"

 

[Wackymon]

She pulls out two swords in the shape of herself, but a pony, and also a bag of arrows also in the shape of herself, but a pony.
"These!~"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall off the lamp I was hanging on to, and land next to Zombie.
"Sup guys. Whats this about a Trucker?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm high as balls on army surplus morphine right now and I pretty much don't give a shit what's happening." I fall over. "I'm good, just gimme a little time."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well. I may have found him. And had some fun." I turn around. The face isn't mine, it's the truckers. You can see the outline where I ripped the face off, and even a seam line from where I had to sow it back together, because it ripped. I remove it, revealing a giant grin and a blood soaked face. My eyes are filled with madness. "We learned so much about each other! I know that he has- Sorry, had a family! I made him watch me burn down his house. He told me everything before that though, I was just interested in... Anyway, he's part of the Flarpertle, a alien gang of sorts. They wanted us out the business, even though we just joined. How about we go find them?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I take the face away from Zombie and incinerate it.
"Okay, who the fuck gave zombie bath salts?"