Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Uh guys? We've been asked not to post anything untill G tells us we can. Look at the top of the page.]

 

[Paddy the Second]

((I know, but I was hoping it would be allowed because we're not actually doing anything, just talking."))

 

[Saltarius]

"We have to do something to warrant the Janitor's attention to get him to take Eric. Like say an explosion." I smile and hand Paddy a filament plate. "Scratch that with Pimpbastard, and boom."

"As for gas, we can go siphon some from a stove or something."

OOC: Woops.

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Seriously, please just stop posting for a while until G gives us the get go]

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys, I get the eeriest feeling shit is about to go down. Siphon some gas and quick."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I jump into the drivers seat. "Where are we headed Salt?"

 

[Saltarius]

"To get gas. For the van. Which currently does not have gas."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Use the Molotovs, or at least what's inside the bottles, also didn't you attach some rocket skates to the back?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh. Fuck." I run into the automobile store and find whatever gas I can. I hurry back and fill the tank up. I then jump back into the drivers seat. "Now, where are we headed?"

 

[Saltarius]

"THE WALL, MY FRIENDS. THE WALL."

"Also, hit those rocket boosts Zomb, I don't want anyone catching up to us."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh, yeah." I stamp on the pedal and we speed away, into the depths of the mall. I then test out the boosts, as recommended by Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys, blame my poor eyesight while we're going sixty-plus miles, but isn't that a person standing in the way of the van?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You mean we're going so fast the tape un-stuck and his mangled toros-body is now standing in our direct path?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh-!" Is all I manage as I slam the breaks and swerve out the way. As a result we crash into a pillar. "[sub]fuck[/sub] Everyone all right?" I groan. "Eric? We untaped him and stuck him to the floor."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm good, is that dipshit Eric?" I ready Pimpbastard.

 

[Saltarius]

"Interesting beliefs you have there, now let's survey the damage..."

Nothing of interest, but the pillar we crashed into is showing early signs of crumpling as I shout for the rest of the G-Team to Gtfo.

The pillar collapses and brings down a significant portion of the upper floor onto the G-Van.

Now we've got salvaging to do.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Don't worry he's still limbless. And babbling. Jesus we almost killed him." Then I get a thought. "Wait, we drove away from him. How did we nearly hit him? Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?"
I then notice the G-Van. "NOOOOOO! Fuck you Eric! Fuck you!" I start kicking Eric in his side.