"You know what? Eric's ramblings are getting a bit irritating." I inject Eric with some anesthesia.
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Well apparently, we're trying to drive to the end of the mall, blow the fuck out of the wall, and escape. Or failing that, we find the G-man and question him."
"I think we're gonna stock up on supplies for the journey, and no Zombie, he's fine. Well. As fine as you can be without limbs and gaffer taped to the floor of a moving van."
"Oh good. I was worried he might hurt himself by running off a bridge or something. So Tox, got any ideas on how to improve the van? Its got chainsaws, a turret, its armored, it how a train plow on the front and a computing system."
We are not killed by a giant robot because Eric's still living limbless torso is attached to the roof of the van.
"I'm fairly sure the G-Man wouldn't allow giant robots even if you were able to summon one Eric. Seriously though. Why are you so pissed at us?"
[OOC: But there isn't a giant robot!]
"Fuck this, can't we just leave him taped to the floor somewhere?"
"Fuck this, can't we just leave him taped to the floor somewhere?"
"But then the janitor would take him away..." I look deep into Zombie's eyes. "You fucking genius."