Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Paddy the Second

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((Or Eric attacks us again, we'll just have to wait for everyone else to get online, and Salt, use your grapple to retrieve any drops from the van))
 

Saltarius

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Suddenly, the van starts to crumple and break apart as we all leap out. "Well shit." Then I notice the parts form a small 'G'. Not to be beat, I get to work retrieving the parts, asking the fellow G-Team members to help get additional parts, namely some armoring to weld on.
 

MinimanZombie

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I find the DIY store we passed earlier and retrieve all the metal available. I then find a suit of knights armor. I give the metal to Salt.
 

Paddy the Second

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I construct an electromagnet from parts in a DIY store and run around shops attracting metal, which I periodically dump at Salt's feet.
 

Paddy the Second

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I cut off Eric's legs, the searing heat of Pimpbastard instantly cauterising the wound. Seconds later he turns to ash.
 

Saltarius

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I raise my finger to flip off a cut-out of JB, electrifying it for good measure, before Eric tries to punch me, hits the fist and is fried to ash.
 

Paddy the Second

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I cut off Eric's arms and legs and gaffer tape him to floor. Once again Pimpbastard cauterises his wounds.

"Now Eric." I lean casually on Pimpbastard's hilt. "Just what the fuck do you want with us? And why were you trying to lift out van with your feeble arms?"
 

MinimanZombie

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[OOC: Looks like someone is getting angry. You can't spawn right next to us Eric. It's kind of sort of against the rules.]
 

Saltarius

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I take out the canister of liquid nitrogen and pick it up, ready to freeze Eric if he comes. Don't worry it'll freeze him, but it won't kill him.
 

Grim327

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After I finish eating, I start driving my ATV to different stores, and pile on as much metal as I can. I then see Eric taped to the floor, and 'accidently' run him over, and 'accidently' run him over in reverse. I then give Salt the metal I found.
 

Paddy the Second

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"I want him to answer my questions before we do anything. Yo Eric, you still got lungs boy, what the fuck do you want from us?"
 

Saltarius

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"Paddy, gaffer this bastard to the roof when I'm done."

I proceed to weld the bits and pieces of the van back together and manage to keep the suit of armor unmelted, now effectively giving me a lightning suit. The van finally repaired we set off, Eric tied firmly to the top, armless and legless.
 

Paddy the Second

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"Now Eric, it's simple, you talk or I burn you from the stumps upward." I twirl a cloth covered knife in the fingers of one hand and a lighter in the other.
 

Grim327

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"Don't you think it is just slightly inhumane to keep him taped on the roof with no arms or legs?"
 

Paddy the Second

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"He's tried to kill me several times, and no one's gonna stop us for it in the mall, hell, G-Man might even reward use for it."
 

Saltarius

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"Don't you think it's slighty a bad idea to keep this fucker around unattened? He goes on the roof."