Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

quickly realize that the Mall is empty, aside from the occasional maintenance team or stray assassin that crosses your path. Looking out a window, you notice...

Uh... Wow. That thing is [i]huuuuuge[/i].

You assume the Mall has docked on the infinitely expanding space port for repairs. The other Fighters must be aboard.

You notice several unseemly types wandering the halls. Perhaps staying aboard the Mall isn't a good idea.

 

[RaNDM G]

[sub][sub]andyparkart - Environment Experiment 08[/sub][/sub]

 

[RaNDM G]

... The fuck is a Tanelorn?

 

[RaNDM G]

Whatever the heck you just said, you have a good feeling nobody here will give a shit. You know from experience that no one appreciates the stories you have to tell.

What will you do?

 

[RaNDM G]

You come across a bar, one that is "quite happenin'" as today's youth would say.

There is a bouncer at the door.

 

[RaNDM G]

The bouncer is insulted. It seems the term you have just used is an insult in this sector, one that is incredibly derogatory toward security officials of honest establishments.

You will surely be caught if you attempt to run. What will you do?

 

[RaNDM G]

The native is distressed. He has spent all of a single week raising the credits for a single scoop of ice cream, and he has been looking forward for the sweet release of an orgasmic sugar rush for quite some time. Your strange jawbreakers do look tantalizingly sweet however, and he decides it may be a fair trade. 

He attempts to bite the strange shiny rock. It cracks his teeth, causing him intense pain. You attempt to hand back the ice cream in exchange for your rupees, but he does not want someone else's used goods. He swats the cone out of your hand.

The bouncer's intelligence is insulted. Of course a security enforcer would know the art of exchange. He works at a freaking bar for crying out loud!

It seems you are making plenty of new friends today. What will you do?

 

[RaNDM G]

The man does not want your bag of shiny tasteless jawbreakers. He pelts you with them.

The bouncer chases you as run away.

 

[RaNDM G]

There are a variety of activities you may partake in. What will you do?

 

[RaNDM G]

You win.

Now what?