Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I twist as he jumps over me, and greet him with a stab of Ravens Razor when he lands.
"Well, I have been stealing quite a lot of faces. According to my mental health, I'm fucking insane!" I slash at his chest, and kick his knee.

 

[Saltarius]

I shoosh pap the fuck out of everyone to get them to calm down.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw pills at Salt.
"HEY! I'VE GOT A LOTTA MONEY RIDING ON THIS!"

 

[Knife-28]

I cry out as my hands are burned, but manage to jump backwards and avoid Peake.

Efink effortlessly parrys both of Miniman's attacks, though goes down hard on his knee as Miniman's kick connects. Efink slashes at his legs with both his blades.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I jump over the blades, and onto Efinks shoulders. I plunge Raven into the neck of my foe. I then slash his head with my left blade.

 

[Saltarius]

"GUYS THE PAPS AREN'T WORKING."

No other choice avaiable, I pull my newfound eskrima stick and pounce on Trilby, beating him with it. I write in his blood:

ONE CORPSE AMONG THE RUINS OF UTOPIA

 

[Paddy the Second]

I point a finger at Knife, a bolt of lightning shoots out, causing his legs to spasm. As he falls to the floor I kick him in the stomach.

 

[Knife-28]

"Agh, that's fucking cheating man." I cough out, clutching my stomach.

As Miniman slashes at his head, Efink reaches up, grabs hold of him and throws all his weight forward, flinging Miniman off his shoulders. He manages to shakely stand before bleeding out and respawning.
"Ok, time for round two." He says, picking up Miniman by the throat and throwing him into Salt.

 

[Knife-28]

Freaking double posts >.<

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Great, I love tournaments." I say. I'm then thrown at Salt and stab him with Raven by accident. I get up, and stare at Efink.
"Come on then, asshole." I leap forwards, and punch him in the groin. I then uppercut him so hard he flies backwards. I stand there, more purple blood leaking from my facial scratch. "Make your move."

 

[Saltarius]

I'm knocked over by Zombie being flung at me. I roll him off and get back up, before proceeding to Efink. I begin to beat him mercilessly with the eskrima stick.

I turn to Knife, Efink's blood freshly spattered on my face.

"Now then."

 

[Knife-28]

"Look, Salt, you don't want to do this." I say, scooting backwards in an attempt to get away from him. "You....you...you..."
"Really need to realise that killing me isn't going to stop me." Efink finishes, puncuationg the point by stabbing him three times in the chest and kicking him to the ground, leaving him in pain, but not dead.
"Now then, where were we before we were interupted eh?" He says to Miniman, twirling his tanto gracefully.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You were about to compliment my skills at fighting. I won round 1, didn't I? And now I'll win round 2." I roll behind Efink and stab the back of his knee, and then I twist his neck, snapping it.

 

[Saltarius]

"Something about how I don't want to do this."

I pull my tommy gun and unload every last bullet into Efink. I shakily rise up and begin to laugh lowly. I head into the bathroom of a nearby store.

 

[Knife-28]

Efink gives an audable sigh of dissapointment as his neck is snapped and respawns a distance away. "Those people have no respect for a good fight." He says, before walking away.
Meanwhile, I have make a cunning escape while the crew was distracted by Efink.

OOC: Ok, I'm off to bed.

 

[MinimanZombie]

After Efink is taken care of, I turn to Knife. Or I would, if he was there. I slice off the corpse's faces and leap off the building. I walk around the town, the sight of me striking fear into the civilians hearts.

 

[Saltarius]

I exit the bathroom, more blood from headbutting the mirror appearing on my face. I look up and see a parliament of owls just...sitting there in the trees. I grin madly at them before making my way down the road, happening to come alongside Zombie.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hello friend. I take it you enjoyed my fashion statement, even if it wasn't one?" I dip my finger in the blood from my own face. "Shall we get some coffee?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Y-yes.[small] Zombie jesus christ the main antagonist of Twin Peaks is possessing me hel-[/small] Coffee sounds nice."

 

[Silver Shadow]

OoC:im here..maybe