Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Hell, never hurts to have another member of the Midnight Crew. That's us by the way, biggest and toughest gang on this hellhole. I'm Salt, also known as Spades. Team engineer as far as that takes you, and expert on leading a criminal empire."

I extend my hand in partnership to Quantum Eric.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"[sub]Leader my ass.[/sub] Anyway nice to meet you...What would you like us to call you?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well that was eight different kinds of retarded." ((Also what the shit is up with this new layout? Fuck me.))

 

[Saltarius]

"Good to see you Paddy![small] By the way Killer BOB is in Raven Razor and Zombie thinks it isn't a problem. We need to fucking help him before what's in the sword gets taken over by BOB[/small]. We were just introduced our new friend here. He apepars to be some quantum counterpart to Eric."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Nice to meet you dude. And Raven shouldn't present too much of a problem."

 

[Saltarius]

"Definitely. By the way, Zombie, how's Annie?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I guess. Raven has mostly absorbed him, but let me try. [sub]Dear god how do I do this.[/sub] Err...BOB! LEAP FROM MY BLADE, AND FIGHT US!" Nothing happens. "Fuck-OH GOD." A strange man wearing a speedo leaps from my sword. He seems weakened and tired.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ew." I prepare the Chinese exorcism sword in case it's needed.

 

[Saltarius]

"...The hell?"

I begin to the kick the man mercilessly in the shins.

 

[Saltarius]

Killer BOB explodes or something. The world is saved.

"That was...anticlimactic."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's a trap." I fall off my chair.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Or maybe he's just possessing you now?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Please, that'll never come up. Sides' I'm practically immune to possession since the Tengu...wait shit BOB was possessing me pretty much the whole time we were here."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You're all pussy ass bitches when it comes to willpower, that's why. Y'all motherfuckers never even paid attention to David Lynch did you?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Possession... Nah I'm good. I'm fine in my mind." I walk out into the street, and as a result, divert the traffic into the pavement, killing several civilians. I burst out laughing.