Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Man I don't wanna fight peeps." I smoke some DMT and watch Check it Out with Dr. Steve Brule.

 

[Saltarius]

Paddy: Watch Check it Out! With Dr. Steve Brule.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Woah shit! A new album of Jim Guthrie remixes just came out!" I trip fucking balls man and listen to it.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I bake cookies

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sit there, slamming pies into civilians faces. I then trip them into oncoming traffic. Jesus, this is fun.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey man, what if cornflakes could talk?"

 

[Saltarius]

"HEY XOT. THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO PICK US UP. Asshole..."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks back to Knife's safehouse with the footage of THE RETURN OF ERIC!!!

 

[Saltarius]

"Mansion burned down. Thanks to an asshole named Knife. Don't worry, he has to come back to the mall sometime. Sometime soon..."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X begins to pack up all of her gear in case she has to make a run for it, and lock's the safehouse up.

 

[Saltarius]

"You're like...almost my new best friend just for saying that. Instead, I'll cut you 8% of our drug dealing profits next time payday rolls around.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X begins to mumble "I thought I killed him... fucking deadites"

 

[Saltarius]

"My friend, you know what we do here. I am the biggest mob boss on this hellhole. Granted, I'm not sure what drugs are legal and what aren't but let's just assume they're illegal. But believe me, a Lannister pays their debts in gold. Wait shit wrong media."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I really fucking liked that mansion. Damn." I pick up a bucket and slam it over a civilians head. I then roll them into the road, and they're hit by a bus. I then pick up one of the disembodied arms, and beat another passerby to death with it. I then notice X nearby.
"Come here you little prick." I say as I release my arm blades.

 

[Saltarius]

"I like the way you think kid. That goes far with a guy like me in a position of power like this. Boys, we're taking over Gashog 2. All of it."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: X is in a safehouse... you can't see her