Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I walk back into the cafe. "Well, I guess I'll start just before we were sentenced to die. We were in the mall like usual, I was trapped in the control room. We were sentenced to die by the court of owls. We fought and defeated them, and found out the fabric of reality was breaking. Then something upset me...I think anyway...And I went through one of the cracks. I found the ultimate control room. I then did a reset on the entire universe, up to the point when we heard we would get a new captain. Then, we landed here. We became a gang, and took over most of the city. I got a fancy mansion, but then it was blown up. Then, Iron Man attacked, but we drug bombed him, and then we had the 5X showdown. Oh, and I collect faces. I think that's everything..." I stare at the cake display, and throw a chair at it.
I grab all the cakes, and throw them periodically in the faces of passerby's.
I grab all the cakes, and throw them periodically in the faces of passerby's.
"Eh...We killed an evil space god called FLUTHLU...But then again we are assholes...so maybe."
I crash an ocean liner through the ceiling, landing on Eric.
"Sup guys. What'd I miss?"
I notice the corpse underneath the boat.
"Oh hi. Im sig. And you are?"
I ask, whilst making smoothies.
"Sup guys. What'd I miss?"
I notice the corpse underneath the boat.
"Oh hi. Im sig. And you are?"
I ask, whilst making smoothies.
I turn and slam my blender into Eric's face, liquifieng his brains.
"Im the goddamn caterer *****. And I always enter like that."
"Im the goddamn caterer *****. And I always enter like that."
I grab the blender and crush it against the wall.
"Come on Sig, that isn't anyway to greet our new friend!" I pull out Raven and stab Sig.
"Come on Sig, that isn't anyway to greet our new friend!" I pull out Raven and stab Sig.
I respawn with a new blender.
"Yeah, guess you're right. sorry dude."
I shake his hand.
"I'm sigma, I make smoothies and blend shit."
"Yeah, guess you're right. sorry dude."
I shake his hand.
"I'm sigma, I make smoothies and blend shit."