Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

Efink continues walking, taking occasional swigs from a water bottle, but otherwise showing no sign of exhaustion. "Damn it, I knew I forgot to carry a one somewhere..." He mutters.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I awake in a lab of sorts. Oh fuck, where am I now? I look around. Wait...Bollocks. I think I've found the trolls. Kind of.
"Hehehehe...Now I get them all to myself! Even Vriska!" I laugh maniacally. I then realize the door leading up is locked.
"Bollocks."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I wake up next to Zombie. "Should avoid doing that in future." I say, looking down at the insane cocktail of narcotics in my hand. "So we're on Alternia? Nice one."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, there it is, the goddam building. HEY! LET US IN!"

"GO AWAY FUCKASS, WE'RE DOING SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE FUCKING IMPORTANT.?

 

[Wackymon]

Diane merrily bounces up to the building, and begins to climb up the side by walking up it.
As in, she's walking up the side of a building, because she doesn't give a F*** about gravity... unless someone points it out.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn on Diane's shoulders.
"Morning."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane merrily looks at trilby, and waves, continuing to gleefully walk up the side of a building.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Diane, why are you walking up a building?" I ask, installing the repulsor inside my sword's handle.

 

[Saltarius]

"OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR VANTAS!"

"SUCK MY BULGE, YOU FUCKNUB."

"Jegu2, never thought 2omeone could get iinto a 2houting match with KK thi2 quick."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane stops.
"I have no idea..."
Both Trilby and Diane begin to fall down 10 feet, and land on Salt.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That was the most pointless reason I have injured someone who isn't Eric." I say, standing up and wiping the blood off my armour spikes.

 

[Saltarius]

"Help me open this damn door. Fuckass isn't opening it for us otherwise."

I begin to stab at the door with my katana.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I knock on the door.
"I GOT A DELIVERY FOR A MR. VANTAS!"

 

[Saltarius]

"LIKE I'LL FUCKING FALL FOR THAT ONE. N-NEPETA!? THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? IT'S OBVIOUSLY A TR-"

I take my opportunity and rush inside, bumping against Nepeta and quickly regaining my footing.

"Let's fucking go. You and me Vantas."

I then spy around for Vriska, finding her.

"Then me and you."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks up to the group in a barbarian costume

"sup"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I think Salt wants to have sex with Karkat."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"huh"

OOC: I have no clue what's going on... I don't watch or read(?) homestuck...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

OOC: You can read it here [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/]. It might just confuse you more though...

I finish installing the repulsor.
"Now... to test it."
I point the sword at Salt and flick a switch. The blade splits into four pieces and blows a small hole in Salt's brain.
"Gooood times."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The lab door opens. I usher all the trolls inside, down the stairs. They follow, and Salt is attacked by Trilby. I give all the dudes a bro fist, and hug all the female trolls. I shut, bolt, lock, and reinforce the door. This leaves me and Paddy with everyone one of the trolls featured in Homestuck, down in the basements of the building. "Great. So, what shall we all do?" I say, after hugging Vriska, and bro-hugging Gamzee.