Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Boss? The fuck is this about?"

@Eric:

Dude, it was a joke. What the hell is with Mall Fighters taking silly things in the silliest RP ever so seriously?

Mad ironies, bro.

Silliness is fine. Killing everyone on the team at once in a single post, describing each death in gruesome detail is not very silly. Just don't do it again, alright?

 

[Knife-28]

"Ok, portals ready but before I activate it, go put those on." Efink says, pointing to the Troll cosplay shop standing nearby. "We don't want to cause too much of a panic.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Stuff your payment. We're not hiring."

 

[Saltarius]

"Right then."

I spread a shit load of grey body paint over me, hastily atrach a horned headband, and scrawl a =V= on my chest in yellow fabric marker. Fuck it, if they're the western zodiac, we're the eastern, me taking the rat.

"Let's go Eric. And for your information Xot, I'm his boss. He works for the Midnight Crew.?

 

[Saltarius]

"Dammit Eric, you need to look the part!"

I attach fins to the sides of Eric's face and proceed to scrawl an S-like dragon symbol in deep purple fabric marker.

?Ought to do it for Eridan. Let's go."

 

[Knife-28]

Efink, although he has been standing next to the portal device the entire time, has managed to change his clothes while noone was looking. His now black hair, still tied back in a pony-tail, is now topped by a pair of sharp horns that look almost look like knife blades, and poke through the brim of his trilby. He still wears his jacket, though his undershirt is now, too, black and has a light blue outline of the symbol that was on his shirt before. His right hand, now fully visable as a robotic prothstetic, rests idly on the control panel of the device.

"Ok, we ready?" He asks.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane hugs Efink from behind.
"Long time no see! How are you?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Good, go get dressed, we're heading to Alternia." Efink says, pointing to the Troll Cosplay shop.

 

[Saltarius]

"We're ready. Give us a few hours to screw around, we come back, simple as that."

I step in front of the device.

 

[Knife-28]

"Well then, nothing ventured eh?" Efink says, actuvating the device.
I watch as everyone who is leaving dissappears through the portal, and decide to stand guard.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane gets dressed in troll garb, and cheerily looks at Efink, "Whats been going on?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Pinkie Pie. Long story."

Sister looks around for Xot. Usually he would denounce this sort of interdimensional travel oh wait there he is.

"What the fuck do you guys think you're doing?!"

 

[Saltarius]

?Going to Alternia, brb.?

I jump into the portal, a swirling mebagerie of color greeting me as I finally land in my destination, Vriska's h-wait...this is way too far from the ocean.

I pull out my map and slap my hand against my forehead. I'm at the desert and she's way the fuck away.

I suck it up and start walking.

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot and Sister look blankly at Eric. A shiver runs down their spines.

Xot: "So, uh... You're not going to ask why blindly jumping into another dimension is a bad idea? Cause... Cause I would totally lecture on about it. You know."

"Do you guys don't want to hear me lecture?"

Sister: "No one ever wants to hear your stupid lectures."

Xot sighs.

Xot: "No one ever wants to hear my stupid lectures."

[HEADING=1]ELSEWHERE![/HEADING]

The Fighters step out of the portal, greeted only by the cold desert wastelands of Alternia. Aside from the ocean shore, the place is barren and lifeless, almost as if the entire population were made extinct by some kind of vast glub.

You may choose to follow the shore in search of a town, or at the very least a boat to sail. Or you may wander into the desert. A trail leads off into distant mountains, though you surmise it will be a two day's trip at least.