Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"We could just start slashing wrists and checking them. I advise we do that."

 

[Saltarius]

"Damn. That's kind of excessive even for me. Let's just harvest this shit."

"Mini...A...Trilby...B...Sister...AB. Alright, we're good. Now we just pour this shit in and...alright it's working. Now then, best way to test this is to go inside ourselves. Hope your ready."

 

[Knife-28]

"This is the worst idea ever, of all time." Efink says, watching on.

 

[Saltarius]

"Shut up, you. Now then, off we go."


"OH GOD NO GET OUT!"

We exit the portal hurriedly before...he gets out.

"Clearly, I need to specify where the hell I want to go."

 

[Knife-28]

"I warned you bro, I warned you about the inter-dimensional portas." Efinks says, before he pushes Salt aside and starts tinkering with the device.

 

[Saltarius]

"You better know how the hell to get that thing to Hivebent period. I swear to god if you dump us at the motherfucking Scratch the new me will find you."

 

[Knife-28]

"Alternia during Hivebent, got it." Efink says, somewhat sarcasticly. "Hope you enjoy meteors."

 

[Saltarius]

"We'll make this quick. Go matesprit with respective troll, maybe fill a bucket, gtfo."

 

[RaNDM G]

I leap up over to Miniman and slice his jugular, and stroll to Trilby and plunge my weapon into his spine. I then pull out a pistol as Trilby drops to the ground with the blade still in his back and fire the whole clip into Sister, spraying gore onto the wall behind her. I put away my gun, pick up the dagger, and walk back to the chair, where I sit down and slump my head, resting my eyes.

Firearms are locked, dunkass. Always look on the front page before posting.

RETCON

"Mini...A...Trilby...B...Sister...AB. Alright, we're good. Now we just pour this shit in and...alright it's working. Now then, best way to test this is to go inside ourselves. Hope your ready."

Ghosts don't bleed, dunkass. And that totally wouldn't be her blood type anyway.

RETCON x2 COMBO

 

[Saltarius]

"OH GEE MINI IS AB WHAT LUCK."

Then everything else happened.

Best retcon ever.

Even better than Batman #10.

 

[RaNDM G]

Miniman, what's your blood type?

 

[RaNDM G]

God mode Eric. We talked about this.

 

[Knife-28]

"God you make me sick Salt." Efink says, having used his blood to activate the machine.

 

[Saltarius]

"How so? Other than what I normally do."