Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I make a crossbow and shoot Eric in the eye then get back to making some kind of repulsor somehow.

 

[Saltarius]

"I apparently do cosmic good more than moral good. Or some shit like that. And I'm not crazy, I'm just a sadistic ************ who isn't afraid to cross moral boundaries. And Sister, if I recall, the first time we met you, you came after us with a goddamn chainsaw, so you can shut it."

 

[RaNDM G]

"We're not talking morality here."

 

[Saltarius]

"Neither were we talking insanity. When the hell is Xot going to give us whatever the hell our next assignment is? No ancient demons to slay, civilizations in distress? Dude doesn't need a special roll of TP hidden at the bottomost sub-basement? Whatever. Anyways, I'm not crazy, I like to consider myself a Chaotic Neutral."

 

[Saltarius]

"Who? Zombie? Let's just say I keep a loose leash with him. Essentially, I do what I want, damn the consequences."

 

[Saltarius]

"True, I do love ruling through tyranny. Hell man, I'm no expert with alignment. Now, it's not like you guys can kill me permanently. If you somehow trap me, unless it's the goddamn Pandorica, then I'll die and come back. Now quit the petty squabbling about my actions. Tell me, is Magneto completely black? Is Light Yagami completely evil? No, and they're lawful evil, so maybe I happen to have different views on order than you."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Death Note sucks. Why are we even bringing that up?"

 

[Saltarius]

'Oi, shut it you. It's an example."

 

[RaNDM G]

"A pretty shitty example."

 

[Saltarius]

"You honestly think I don't take precautions? I'm like the goddamn Batman in Tower of Babel with that. Now then, anybody want to lend a hand with this extra-dimensional portal to Alternia? Anyone? Eric? Trilby? Sister?"

 

[Saltarius]

"We tried nukes, but El Presidente Von Douchenheim disarmed it. Sides' you need like a large hadron collider in one of those bombs."

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, this thing's nearly done anyways. I honestly wager we just need some AB blood in there. Don't ask, engineering quirk. So...who's got AB blood?"