Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

As we're already several miles from the port, leaving the others behind.
"We're about to go 4th of July on their asses." My finger presses the detonator.
"......Nothi-AAAAAHHHHHHHHH OH GOD IT BURNS, THE BRIGHT LIGHT BURNS!" I put on some sunglasses. "Better."

 

[Saltarius]

'Shit. Other Eric, I forgot to ask, patron troll?"

 

[Knife-28]

The bright light is just an ultra powerful strobe light, as Efink disarmed the nuke before they left as one final 'fuck you' to the 'Midnight Crew'.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, explain the fact that there isn't a port left? And I saw a mushroom cloud? Plus, I hid it so well, I don't even know where it is?" I say to no one in particular.

 

[Saltarius]

"My condolensces. Vriska's mine in case you wanted to know. We were planning a trip to Alternia so we wanted to get who gets who out of the way. We all unanmiously agreed I get Vriska."

 

[Knife-28]

The lack of a station, the explosion and the mushroom cloud are all an elaborate hologram, and hiding the nuke in a large box marked 'NOT A NUKE' isn't exactly hiding it.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Like hell we did." I shout, sobering instantly upon hearing my beloved's name.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, I am the perfect amount of cruel asshole to compliment her personality. Zombie's completely batshit, so he'd best fit a sober Gamzee. You Paddy...fuck if I know."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well thank you very much."

 

[Saltarius]

"What? It's true. I orchestrate mass murders and torture people. I manipulate people. Seeing any personality resmeblances to any CERTAIN trolls? Zombie is just crazy. He's like Mr. fuckin Zsasz. Sides', she isn't big enough for the two of wait what the fuck am I saying."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Woah shit bro! OK, looks like I get literally every other character, except Eridan. Ew."

 

[Saltarius]

"Mhm. Damn straight. Now since we're back in the mall, I might as well start on that portal device. Hey Sis! Got anything tha's good for infiltrating Homestuck?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Um Salt, I think Xot has a mission for us. Or something."

 

[Saltarius]

"Goddamit. Always when things are opportune. Alright, the fuck do we have to do now?"

I still work on the damn machine, because fuck it. IMMA HAVE MAH GODDAMN SERKET BY THE NEXT MOON. Or something like that.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn behind Eric.
"Happy Friday guys."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay Eric, you get Eridan. Say Trilby, Patron troll and preferred character for when we visit Alternia?"

 

[Knife-28]

Me and Efink walk over to where everyone is. "So, what's up?" I ask.