Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I admit, zombie pirate is a shitty character turn, but they can't just lock you into being a gay Shepard, right?"

I pop the game into the Xbox.

"N-No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TALI, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOUR FACE THAT THEY DIDN'T DO ALREADY!? OH, GOD, WHY. EVERYBODY MADE FUN OF MIRANDA'S FAT ASS AND NOW SHE'S A LITERAL FAT ASS. WHAT DID THEY DO ZOMBIE, WHAT DID THEY DO?"

"Oh, sup new guy. Just don't interact with me whatsoever ina negative way and you might make it to the end of your time as a pilot."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

over the radio "dont leave me..."

 

[Saltarius]

"But she's an asari, she's so goddamn blue. Lemme just import my save from ME3. Oh. Holy shit. It's actually really in depth. Now societally, because I chose Synthesis, there is arguments over who is more organic and who is more synthetic. It creates it's own broiled band of racism that transends I am turian I ahte krogan and vicer versa, but is truly a view point on the views expressed in games featuring augmentation such as Dues Ex. Truly Bioware- Wait, I have to pay ten bucks for the second chapter. Screw this game."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well at least Jack is alri-Why is she a he? Why is Jacob white? Why the fuck is Thane a ghost? WHY IS TALI A BIG BUFF MACHO MAN!?" I run off and sob. I then say to Xot, "Are we taking of soon?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: space magic

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, at least they kept the love interests free, right? Now then, I guess since Liara a little too sugoi for my tastes, I'll go for Ashley. Wait. No. I'm already locked in a relationship, but with who? Wait...no. No. NO! IT'S CORTEZ, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo[small]ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/small]"

 

[RaNDM G]

The carrier disembarks from Gashog 2. It drifts off into space.

[HEADING=1]ACT 3: This ain't Star Trek, dunkass[/HEADING]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"God damn it. Wait, now we aren't even in space. We're in a desert, with five African children? Alright so we adopted them, but now Cortez is cheating on us? With the cable guy? And we have to kill TV man? Now we're in court-Wait, this seems familiar."
I notice we've departed. Hell...Yes... I open the brief case, and set it down on a table. I open a holographic projection of the port. "Alright guys, lets make some fireworks."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X dies of dehydration in the most painful way possible

 

[Saltarius]

"OH GOD. THEY CHANGED THE ENDINGS TO THAT GUY FROM THE BEST WORST ENDING VIDEO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO so anyways. Xot? You here? Sister? Anybody?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I look out the window. Nothing but fractals. "It's good to be back."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X respawns and walks into a door and walks out with bizarro ME crews... all female including renegade shepherd and ME4 crew and cheezeburgers

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Guys? I've got the detonator?" I point to my open briefcase and to the holographic projection of the port. "Let's watch."

 

[RaNDM G]

Sister pops up next to Salt.

"Sup."

 

[Knife-28]

[HEADING=1]Before The Mall undocks![/HEADING]
[sub]Because it took a bloody long time to write this on my iPod and I'm not retconning it.[/sub]

Efink meanwhile, is sitting in a empty bar on Gashog 2 musing over his failure to help the station.
I push the door open with a creak and walk inside, dragging an unconcious X with me. "Hey, Efink, the way to The Malls open, wanna come?" I ask him.
"What's the point? I've failed this station, the douchbag crew took care of that." He mumbles, taking a large swig of some sort of liquid.
"Well then come with me, get revenge!"
"Why, they'll just respawn anyway, as will I, face it, I'm done here."
He stumbles to his feet, and searches around in his jacket for something.
"Wait!" I cry out, tackling him to the ground, "Just atleast come see The Mall, ok?"
"Ugh, your bloody persistant kiddo, I'll give you that." He says, and we both head back to The Mall, me carrying X on my shoulders.

 

[Saltarius]

"You know what they say, go out with a bang."


"Hey Sis.Think Xot's gonna flip his shit once the station blows up? I can imagine when he gets slammed with fuckin court orders. Those'll be good times. Oh yeah, we planted a nuke on Gashog 2."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

creepy things are creepy

OOC: guys I'll be back a storm is rollin in