Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh I've missed you baby!" I hug the exterior of the mall. I then walk inside to find that everything is new and clean. Can't wait to ruin it again. "Come on Eric. Let us introduce you to the Mall!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Gashog 2 is the space station we're docked on."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

over the radio "Don't leave me to die!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You'll respawn. Quit bitching."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

over the radio "I don't want to wait to starve to death or something!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Then piss off some guys. And it would appear so Eric."

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait...no place still smells like gunpowder and bloodshed. Not too different."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Tough luck. Don't try stupid shit which annoys me next time. Psst, Paddy! I kind of sort of broke her legs, and trapped her under a desk in an abandoned building." I walk into the mall, and go into GAME. Mass Effect 4?! They went to far...

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

over the radio "Asshole took my sharps"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

over the radio you guys can hear crying

 

[Saltarius]

"Casey Hudson. We can probably find him in the mall somewhere. And Mass Effect 4 is about 10% game and 90% day one DLC.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't even game anymore." I sit on the floor and smoke more DMT.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

over the radio you hear X whisper "please"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Turn that first percentage down by 9%. Also, they made Shepard a gay space zombie pirate."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

over the radio "FUCKIN CASEY HUDSON STOLE MY IDEA!!!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

you can hear more crying over the radio

 

[RaNDM G]

"He sounds nice."