Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Soon. Hopefully, soon. Salt's taking awhile, isn't he? Lets go find him. He's obviously incapable of killing a governor." Then, he crashes through the wall. "Oh hello." He looks too pleased about something. "Oh stop being so smug. It isn't like you saved the world or anything."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah sorry, but the governor happened to be WILLIAM FUCKING COBB, so I apologize if it took me a bit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Uh huh." Everything is fractals.

 

[RaNDM G]

"You know what? He's not coming."

"Give him more time."

"We gave him three and a half days. He's not showing up."

"Come on, Sa--"

"It's not come on now. Repairs are finished. System's checked twice. We're supposed to take off in 20 minutes."

"Saber. Calm. Down. He'll be here, alright?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So who was the new pilot supposed to be anyway?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Let's just head over to the general vicinity of the mall and knock."

By knock, I mean ram the taxi into the side of it screaming, "LET US IN DAMMIT."

 

[Paddy the Second]

As the taxi hits the wall I appear to float in a cloud of drug smoke.

 

[Saltarius]

"GODDAMIT XOT, SISTER, WHOEVER THE HELL IS IN CHARGE RIGHT NOW, OPEN THE DAMN DOOR."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

over the radio "FOR FUCKS SAKE HELP ME"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Come on, I got this." I begin to scale the side of the building, when it turns out that it sends of an electric shock if you touch it above a certain line.
"Bollocks." I'm shocked that I'm now lying on the pavement staring upwards. "Guys, help me up." I hear X's voice. "Hol-e-e shit, you're still alive?" This is great! We can leave you stranded on this planet that we're about to.. Oh right."
I rush off back into the center of the city and set up a nuke. This is it. We take control, I destroy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"When did I give X a walkie talkie? Yo X! Shush yo' mouthnoises!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

over the radio "GODDAMNIT HE TRAPPED ME!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We're on an infinite space station the mall docked to for repairs, X is Ryan's female equivalent. I think. It's unclear. And." I speak to X. "Really fucking stupid!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait, Boxcars, when the HELL did I say we were going to nuke this place? Nukey blow uppy, turn people to ash, if they're ash they don't have faces to steal, comprende?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk back to the group with a suitcase in my hand. Inside are the controls to set off the giant nuke, hidden somewhere in the center of the city. No one will find it, as it is cleverly hidden as a- I notice Eric.
"Well, hopefully we're just about to leave. Anyway Salt, I've already stole everyone's faces. We'll be going to a new planet. MORE FACES! A lot of people are dead here. People alive, have no face. Plus, I hope to get even more alien faces. I mean, then it will be like when you collect a hat for every state of America."

 

[RaNDM G]

"There he go right there."

"Who, him?"

"Yeah, him."

"Right there?"

"Right there."

"Him? Him right there?"

"Yeah, him right there."

"... Fuck."

The jetway opens.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well shit." I deploy my scooter and gaffer tap my boombox to it, I ride into the mall while blasting some smooth rap.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, great, some other asshole got in first. Appears he's our pilot. From the looks of him, I'm going to end up hating him. Better not let me anywhere near him on ship."

I finally enter the goddamn mall.