Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

ANOMALY DETECTED! CONTAINMENT IN PROGRESS!

Steel doors slam around the plaza. The portal to Alternia is sealed off.

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STRIFE?

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DAVESPRITE?: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

FIGHTERS: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[Knife-28]

"Will you take a check?" I call to Eric, dodging a swipe from a pair of bird-like claws.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I crawl out of one of the vents. I hold Ravens razor in my hand, and I leap out the vent, onto Davesprites back. I try to cut off his wing, and then plunge my sword into him.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I stub out a joint in Davesprite's eye and kick him in the balls with a knife boot before jumping back to avoid retaliation.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I slam my blender into his face and run back to the others.
"WHO THE BALLS IS DAVESPRITE!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, when Dave got his kernel sprite, he threw a crow in there. Then, one of the other Dave's from a different place in time, combined himself with crowsprite. Making Davesprite."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[Balls. God damn double posts. [sub]"Neh, I'm the Escapist, and I'm going to be a fucking asshole to you today Zombie. Bluh bluh, huge *****."[/sub] Kidding of course.]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X dashes out of nowhere and power attacks davesprite with her vibrosword

 

[Sigma Castell]

I trip x

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: WHY?!!

"FUCK" she begins to trip for a second and continues her charge

 

[Sigma Castell]

ooc: cos science.
I give X a smoothie

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X keeps charging

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot X in the back of the knee.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I then slam X's face into the floor as she begins to falls from the bullet, and put my foot on her back.
"God damn you're annoying." I then return my attention to Dave sprite.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: the fuck guys... boss fight?

X screams in pain

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Because comedy has been lost here. We can't take everything seriously. I mean, we're in fucking Alternia.]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: so you right out attack me?

 

[MinimanZombie]

[Sigma started it, to be fair. We continued on the train of attacking your character.]