Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: ...why did sigma start then?

X starts pulling a knife out of her boot

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Very simply? He tripped you up for comedic effect.]
I stop standing on X, and walk away from her slightly.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: k...

X pulls the knife out of her boot

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I do this:

I decide to have a tactical nap.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X Gets up and limps over to a pharmacy

"The fuck?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X begins to patch up her leg

 

[Sigma Castell]

I dance like a boss.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X patches up her leg and fires her ballistic knife at sigma from the pharmacy

 

[Sigma Castell]

I dodge like a boss.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

That knife was a decoy and the real one strikes sigma in the leg... like a boss

 

[Sigma Castell]

I dress up as a clown and harrass macdonalds customers.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The blood drips everywhere and you begin to die of blood loss

 

[Sigma Castell]

I say to Ryan, "Ryan..

 

[RaNDM G]

"Will you take a check?" I call to Eric, dodging a swipe from a pair of bird-like claws.

DAVESPRITE'S sharp talons scrape against your shirt, scratching your chest. DAMAGE: -1

I hold Ravens razor in my hand, and I leap out the vent, onto Davesprites back. I try to cut off his wing, and then plunge my sword into him.

We've already got that covered, dumbass. DUMBASS: +6

I stub out a joint in Davesprite's eye and kick him in the balls with a knife boot before jumping back to avoid retaliation.

DAVESPRITE'S sweet shades protect his eyes. The knife hit him in the abdomen, because I'm not really sure if sprites have balls.

DAMAGE: -2

I slam my blender into his face and run back to the others.

DAVESPRITE'S mask protects his face.

X dashes out of nowhere and power attacks davesprite with her vibrosword

I trip x

DAMAGE: -2

"FUCK" she begins to trip for a second and continues her charge

I give X a smoothie

HEALTH: +3

X keeps charging

I shoot X in the back of the knee.

DAMAGE: -10

I then slam X's face into the floor as she begins to falls from the bullet, and put my foot on her back.

DAMAGE: -6

DAVESPRITE?: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

FIGHTERS: IIII

"Uh, guys? I don't want to say you're doing it wrong, but..."

DAVESPRITE slashes Zombie with his sword.

DAMAGE: -4

FIGHTERS:

"..."

"caw caw motherfuckers"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I know right..."

X limps out of the pharmacy and tosses a lit pipebomb at davesprite

OOC: are we gonna lose cause of bullshit?

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Weeeeeeeelll..."

 

[RaNDM G]

OOC: are we gonna lose cause of bullshit?

Friendly fire is always on, Ryan.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: I'm still calling bullshit on that...