Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I walk off deeper into the building, in my search for Gamzee. Oh look, There's some corpses. Wait, fuck. Equius and Nepeta!? I walk further. I find myself in the main computer room. Yeah, there's Feferi and Kanaya. Wait, I probably shouldn't fuck with this. I walk off, in search of the other trolls.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I follow Zombie, trailing weed smoke and death electro.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X finds expensive konyac and downs the whole bottle in five seconds

 

[Sigma Castell]

I crash a Battlecruiser into the mall, crushing X beneath 400,000 tons of titanium.
I jump out and join Zombie and Paddy.

 

[RaNDM G]

The Mall's maintenance systems quickly assess and repair the damage. Xot looks up at the ship.

"Nice. I always wanted one of these."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I toss Xot the keys.
"Sorry about my habit of crashing large vehicles into the mall"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X respawns and "really... are you fucking kidding me?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hey, Battlecruisers are awesome, okay?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X begins to drink vodka and smoke intensively...

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hand X a smoothie.
"Drink this instead."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Takes the smoothie, pours vodka in it, pours it down throat... these things happened in five seconds

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You know Paddy, if we weren't so violent on Gashog, I could have played a certain song." I decide to make up for my mistake, by playing the song while we're walking around looking for Gamzee.
[Goodnight.]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I go looking for an alchemiter to get better, more useful, shit.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X watches trilby from a distance

 

[Saltarius]

Salt: Propose to Vriska

GET REJECTED

Salt: Cry Deeply

Salt cries deeply.

Salt: Eat a bagel

LIKE A BOSS

OOC: Been on vacation, updates will be scarce on my part till about the 9th of July.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Well. Okay"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk around, my search for Gamzee continues. Where was that room where they all had the big showdown? The first one of course, where Kanaya kills Eridan. Shame, considering I didn't mind him. I continue walking around, with Paddy following closely.

 

[Knife-28]

Efink walks over to Eric and throws him a lightweight wallet that seems to shift from black to a deep purple colour. "The Wallet's made from the finest merse skin on Erde-Tyrene and has built in hammerspace. Inside you'll find 42 bars of Moloxian red-gold, consider both the wallet and red-gold as payment."
"So, will you help us?"

 

[Saltarius]

I follow behind Zombie, looking depressedly at the unreceived ring in my hand.

"It is like what Karkat said. Matespritship is impossible for her."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I turn around. "OH GOD HOLY SHIT. Where did you come from?! The room you were in burned down. I invited all the trolls into the basements where we had a huge party, and I hit it off with Vriska. Anyway, now I'm looking for Gamzee. I think we're currently during the period when he's sober. So I'm going to calm him down. Or fight him into submission."

[In other news, I've completed what has currently been written in Homestuck. No worries of spoilers now.]