Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

"huh..."

she drinks more of the liquid

 

[MinimanZombie]

[May I ask if this is going anywhere soon? Are you going to become completely green or something? Just curious.]

As we walk around the trolls basements, we eventually find a jar of honey. Looks delicious. The label appeared to have said something before the honey...More honey? That was probably it. I open the lid, and taste a bit. And then, I remember a very important piece of information.
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YOU DO NOT ANY UNDER CIRCUMSTANCES EAT THE MIND HONEY
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..............Shit.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I crash another starship into the Mall.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Good thing you're not psychic chump." I stash some extra jars of the honey in my bag.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I phone Zombie.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" I continue to grab my head, and scream in pain. It really, fucking hurts. Wait...does, this mean I'm physic? Maybe I can release an eye blas- Not yet. Shit. Let me have nice things mind honey! I look at Paddy, daring him to try some.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Dude you're hallucinating again. Also I ate like three jars already. I fucking love honey."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I wander off to go find Zombie.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"IT STILL FUCKING HURTS!" I fall to the floor in pain. Seriously, this stuff, is so tasty. Which is why I ate more. I come to the conclusion that Paddys magic balances it all out. Or maybe this all has something to do with the head aches and horrific dreams showing me generally horrific things, that even I find disgusting and, well, horrifying! Anyway, the pain begins to subside after a while, and luckily, I've emptied the jar into my stomach.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wander into wherever the oters are.
"Sup guys"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey Sig, Zombie just did something stupid." I clean out the jar and stuff it in my satchel.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh hey." I see a missed call from Trilby. I phone him back.
"Sorry bout that. I had a run in with a delicious treat."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk in on Zombie.
"You seem to be in pain. DO NOT FEAR, DOCTOR TRILBY IS HERE!"
I decapitate Zombie.
My

Spoiler: totally awesome ringtone

starts playing.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I dodge the swipe.
"Da fuq? What's up dude?" I say, readying Raven.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"He was recovered idiot."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sorry. I thought you were dying." I say. "What's with the missing mind honey?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

".....Nothing." I stuff all the remaining jars of the stuff, into my bag. The ones that Paddy hasn't picked up.
"Alright. Now, where the hell is Gamzee?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Gamzee? Probably off getting stoned."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Already got that covered." I light another joint and stick it next to the one already in my mouth.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Huh... where is sig getting all of these starships?"

more green is drinken

OOC: I'm just fucking tired...