Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"I have a pocket dimension"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's true."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"O Rly?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sure as day." I put a third joint in my mouth.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Don't you think three joints at once is a little much?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X places four opium cigarettes in her mouth and lights em all

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well the first one's pretty much done, and I like to be prepared. I was a boy scout y'know."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That makes perfect sense. Now, let's go find the stoner."
I think for a moment.
"The other one."
I look at X and sigh.
"The troll one."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Great. Someone with their priorities straight. Now, I believe I can try the whole morail thing with Gamzee. At least, I want to fight him. To submission. Never kill the clown." I walk off calling for Gamzee.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"If he comes near me I'm going to cut him into chunks. Just giving you advance notice." I float behind Zombie on my cloud of smoke.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I follow Zombie. "What do you mean 'morail thing'? Gamzee isn't due to run out of Sopor Slime until they enter the Veil. They're still on Alternia. Unless someone stole his slime..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"In that case, don't come with us. He'll fucking destroy you anyway. In fact, come with us anyway. He'll be fine against any or even all of us. Anyway Tril, we found Kanaya, Fef, and even... Equius and N-Nepeta..." I wipe a tear away from my eye. "So, the party may have fucked a few things up."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't even know what's happening, I think we fucked up the timeline. We might wanna leave."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nah it's good. We can always take Jack if he comes. Or at least, we can run the fuck away."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I swerve past everyone in a limo, sideswiping X and slamming her into a wall.
"Can I come?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We could run the fuck away to the mall before this universe ends, I'd like that."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[How far are you into Homestuck?]
"If you really want. I mean, we might fuck up. And die. Horrifically."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That might be helpful. I just need to get something..."
I run back to the alchemiter and totem lathe and captchalogue them, then return.
"Might need them..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"And if we do fuck up the universe destroys us completely. I'd quite like to avoid that."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah, cos Zombie might need to reset the universe again if we do...and go insane..again..."