Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Grim327]

I go to help Salt look for liquid nitrogen, "Ah don't be mad, bro."

 

[Knife-28]

Still yawning, I walk over to the group. "So, when did we get a van?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Couple hours ago, also there's limbless guy somehow managing to chase us who thinks he has a robot. Ignore him."

 

[Saltarius]

"A few hours ago. Then we crashed into a pillar cause this mall loops and we thought we were going to run over Eric's torso."

I boost off, spying a canister, practically glistening, despite being in pitch black.

"This is wrong."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"See what I mean?"

 

[Grim327]

"After we freeze Eric, I say we think of another plan to fight G-Man."

 

[Knife-28]

"Ah, ok then." I say, before turning to Tox. "Ah, I see we picked up a few more strays, G'day." I tip my trilby, and sit down next to the fire.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I am Tox, please continue."

 

[Grim327]

"Sure, let's hear what you have to say about the mall."

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, we need a plan to fight whatever the hell ate Sam. Maybe we can spare some nitrogen for when it comes back." I pull off a chunk of my armor and spark it, throwing it into the darkness to check if there's any strings attached. As the light flies through the blackness, a vaguely human shapes shifts.

"Get ready, guys."

But please, I've got time for a yarn or two.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I turn Pimpbastard to full power.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"There's been a couple legendary weapons." I raise Pimpbastard. "But most of them came from G-Man himself."

 

[Saltarius]

As I dive into the blackness to fight whatever the hell is in there, I shout to Tox, "Don't tell me there's some bizarro world version of the Mall. Or that we're in some sick social experiment."

I grab hold of whatever is in the darkness and throw it out into the light, to see it is Eric's limbs, attached to a mannequin's head and torso.

"What. The. Fuck."

 

[Knife-28]

"Really?" I say, looking at Tox, "The mall I came from, there were no weapons, period."

 

[Saltarius]

"Who are you really Tox? We've been hearing how wrong this has been going, but how should it go?"

 

[Saltarius]

"That's the thing. The entrances are gone and for some reason the place loops. And also there is a goddamn mannequin that is using Eric's discarded limbs. What if we try and dig our way out?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well G-Man obviously disagreed with the ethics of the previous versions and set up his own shop. Knife, would we be able to get to your mall?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Digging is unimaginative, let's explode our way down."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hell, it's somewhere. Paddy, gaffer tape the mannequin. The rest of us'll start digging."

I grab the canister from the darkness and start to pound the ground with my armored fists.