Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Do sparks work?" I ask, activating the gauntlets.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I gaffer the mannequin's limbs to wall. "This is some weird shit."

 

[Knife-28]

I look over to Paddy. "I guess, if we can get outta this one." I say, taking a bit from a sandwich I produced from my jacket, "Of course, you'ld have to be willin' to cross the void first."

 

[Saltarius]

"Given we're possibly cascading through space and that a limbless torso is taped to the ground not twenty feet away and I'm Iron Man minus the rockets, this is fairly tame."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The void sounds like my kind of place.

 

[Saltarius]

I spark the canisters, a ball of flame engulfing me as I respawn near the wreckage of the van. I rush back over to retrieve the mainly intact suit of armor, a few added dents and the taser powering it is now chargeless and battery-less.

"Down the rabbit hole, team."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Pimpbastard will light our path!" I leap into the darkness.

 

[Saltarius]

I use the boosters on my suit to ease my way down, floating gently. "Have you ever encountered a monster like the one that ate Sam?" I look around and see little. The area surrounding vaguely resembles a parking lot floor.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Do we need to go Inception on this *****?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Ingenius idea then, causing a very bright and loud explosion, attracting whatever the hell lives down here."

I pull my Blade of Saltarius out and prep for what's to come.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It'll get it out of the shadows."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm fairly sure I have a whole roast cow still back at the van."

 

[Saltarius]

"Considering I'm our Iron Man, maybe we can find Mjolnir so someone can become Thor? In all seriousness, we better camp and plan this out."

 

[Saltarius]

"How does he eat when his limbs on a mannequin gaffer taped twenty feet away from him?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I think Pimpbastard will be a sufficient replacement for Mjolnir."

 

[Knife-28]

I draw my tanto as I look around what looks like a parking lot. "I got a bad feeling about this." I mutter.

 

[Grim327]

I'll be Hawk Eye, then. So we have an offshoot of the A-Team and now we have an offshoot of the Avengers."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well at least we still have the cow." I re-don my chef's hat at an even jauntier angle. "Who wants burgers?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You've got to be kidding. My hours of work. For not. Wait! If we still have the back..."

I bust open the back door and find the canister of liquid nitrogen intact. I giddily walk over to Eric and proceed to throw it at him, freezing but not killing him. "That'll shut him up."

"Now then, time for a hearty meal eh?