Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

X puts on a rebreather and looks around underwater while avoiding the crap in the water

 

[MinimanZombie]

Obviously, Paddy has not taken into account the fact that there is a ceiling. And the piss water is rising. The water is nearly half way up the room. Figure this one out assholes.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X starts chanting through the rebreather "Teleport"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Eh. Quiet down voice. Y'all don't know me like that." I draw Peake and cut a hole in the ceiling.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make a 'breath-underwater' smoothie and give some to paddy. and me.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The sword bounces off the ceiling harmlessly and cuts off Paddys toes. Indestructible remember? Dumbass +3

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X tries to drown sigma in the water

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wise guy ey? I didn't even need those toes." I withdraw the DMT and draw some runes on the ceiling in ash. A portal opens, I pull myself through.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks over to the portal and tries to climb through

 

[MinimanZombie]

The runes melt off instantly. Did I mention this room is magic proof? You need basic wits for this one.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I leap onto Paddy as he goes through the portal, stabbing my many armour spikes into his legs.
"You can save me or drop me! But if you drop me, I'll take your legs too."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"shit"

X looks around for a button on the walls

 

[Paddy the Second]

I shoot myself in the face.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hand X a breath-underwater smoothie.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I have a rebreather"

X continues to look for buttons, switches, etc.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Don't die on me Paddy! NOOOOOO!"
I hold Paddy's corpse in my arms and scream dramatically.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X presses a red button she finds

 

[MinimanZombie]

It explodes and kills all of you. Well done shit head.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X respawns wherever the next person spawns

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn outside the piss room.
"X YOU'RE MY HERO! Heroine? Eh, whatever."